We got guides, stories, lore, and events that will blow your mind. Like, have you ever seen a Re-Supply Gacha event that’s an Ode to Mild Winter? Or how about a Targeted Procurement event for Makiatto? It’s like Christmas every day on this server, bro!
And don’t even get me started on the exclusive codes you can redeem. GFL2XMAS, XMASGIFT, it’s like a gift from the meme lords themselves. Plus, we got a list of people you should bully, like seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and more. It’s like a virtual playground for trolls and degenerates.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, or else the chaos might consume you. Let’s get weird, bros!
Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.
And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.
Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Uncover the mysteries of the Ender Dragon’s secret love affair with a zombie pigman, or explore the dark past of the villagers who are actually aliens in disguise!
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for the seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates lurking in the shadows. It’s a wild ride, but hey, someone’s gotta keep Minecraft weird!
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest system that will take you on wild adventures through enchanted forests, haunted caves, and even a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life! Just remember, no seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates allowed. And make sure to lurk for 2 months before posting – it’s a rite of passage, trust us.
Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.
Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.
And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.
So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.
so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.
not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.
so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!
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Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!
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| Server IP | StraightUp.Minecraft.Best |
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| Location | Dallas, USA |
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there land claims on this server? | No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up. |
| Can I use /tpa or /home commands? | No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up. |
| Are there any world resets? | No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant. |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!
Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.
Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join our Free Company “Diamond Pickaxe Squad” and get access to exclusive perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells jokes.
In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).
Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity without any $5,000 approval limits. Build a castle made entirely of pink wool, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, or even construct a giant statue of a cat to symbolize your freedom from unwanted opinions.
Don’t let your FIL’s “asshole gene” ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and build to your heart’s content without any interference. Who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one where you make all the decisions? Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!
Witness the bride accusing you of editing photos, having affairs, and being jealous of her lavish lifestyle. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back – just like your girlfriend who’s ready to defend you against all the haters. And when things get too heated at the bachelorette party, feel free to stand up for yourself and walk away from the drama.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such outrageous storylines and crazy characters like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the chaos and excitement of being the center of attention at a wedding gone wrong. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and loyalty.
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Seriously, we have a tree that literally drops diamonds. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs. Collect them all and become the ultimate egg collector!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a bunch of pixelated pals to play Minecraft with?