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  • GoneGrieferGone Minecraft SMP

    GoneGrieferGone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4725
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Crops Grown: 4260
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and even a love story that will make you say, “I miss him already.”

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players engaged in a heated debate over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama war breaking out. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no llamas were harmed in the making of this chaos.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the virtual realm with an army of clucking soldiers at your command.

    So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, comedy, and camaraderie? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChangeIsGood Minecraft SMP

    ChangeIsGood Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3864
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1698 Ores Mined: 8846
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    When I accidentally flooded my entire base with lava because I thought it would make a cool lava waterfall feature. Let’s just say my house was lit…literally. But hey, that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even accidentally blow up your best friend’s prized diamond collection. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the chaos and join our wacky world of blocky shenanigans!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

    GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 1146
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Potions Brewed: 92 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

    BlockyBrits: No Go Zone
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 6337
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpongepocalypseNZ

    SpongepocalypseNZ
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4645
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Animals Bred: 119
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

    CraftyRoll Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8310
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magic Items Found: 3641
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

    TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 5389
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Runes Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

    But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBlockMateNoTake

    ExBlockMateNoTake
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2857
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4854 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Magic Items Found: 7483
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 360
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

    And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

    So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyVirginProTips

    BlockyVirginProTips
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6168
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 2076 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9808 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Animals Bred: 107 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 2869
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

    Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyHighCityCraft

    SkyHighCityCraft
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1998
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Ores Mined: 1368 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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