If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

RomanBathBacteriaBrawl

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

yo yo yo come join our server where we got some crazy stuff happenin’ like antibiotic bacteria fightin’ off E. coli like it’s nobody’s business! we got Roman Baths in England where you can chill and watch these tiny warriors battle it out. it’s like a microscopic gladiator fight, but with bacteria! who wouldn’t wanna see that? join now for the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft history!

Broomstix: Where Witches Build, Pets Fly, and Sunday’s the Sunny Day!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Minecraft Server Information

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	Join Broomstix Discord
Online In-game Map	View Map

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes and player teleportation commands.
Minecraft-Discord integration.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps.

FAQs

Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

Q: Is there griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I teleport mobs in the game?

A: You can put a lead on the mobs to teleport them.

Q: Is there a PvP arena on the server?

A: Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cats are wild and the handbags are even wilder! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you witness cats engaging in some questionable activities with handbags.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

SwerveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic matches and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ospreay facing off against Swerve in an epic battle of blocky proportions! And that’s not all, we’ve got Moxley taking on Naito in a showdown that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! ZSJ will be going head to head with Orange in a match that will leave you questioning the laws of physics in the Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about the Womeme matches, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such insane matchups and outrageous stories unfold in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DiaperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers where you have to worry about finding a restroom in time? Look no further, because our server is perfect for those with OAB issues! Join us and experience the luxury of using a handicap stall in-game, with extra room for all your diaper-changing needs.

But that’s not all – our server is also equipped with helpful NPCs who will check in on you and offer assistance if needed. Need help changing your virtual diaper? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and be part of a community where embarrassing moments are embraced and shared. Who knows, you might even run into an elderly man in a wheelchair who understands your struggles. Don’t miss out on this unique Minecraft experience – join our server today!

ToddlerTechTakedown

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with aggressive parents at public events? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where toddlers are banned from watching videos at high volumes during speeches. No more confrontations over parenting skills or screen-time choices – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical nap schedule that turns tiny beasts into peaceful players. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

BingeCraft: Beg4NetflixShows

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Netflix shows? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of entertainment.

Imagine a world where you can binge-watch your favorite Netflix shows while also building your own virtual empire. That’s right, on our server, you can watch all the lesser-known binge-worthy shows while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who only appears when you least expect it. Will you be brave enough to face this mysterious creature?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate combination of Netflix and gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell you, it’s like, totally lit! we got this crazy story where IDF had to take down this Hamas terrorist and journalist who were holding three hostages in a house with their family. but, like, don’t worry, we got rid of all the bad guys and now it’s just a chill place to build and mine and stuff. come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, you won’t regret it! #minecraftlife #crazyserver #joinusbro

Macron’s Camp Crushed: Le Pen’s Revenge

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

haha u ever heard of a minecraft server where the french far right obliterates macron’s camp in the EU election? well, now u have! come join us for some epic battles and political drama in the world of minecraft. build ur own camp, rally ur troops, and take down the establishment like never before. who needs real politics when u can have this kind of chaos in a blocky world? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MinecraftMindMastery

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7112	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn party mixed with a tornado of awesomeness! Like, imagine if Steve from Minecraft had a pet dragon that could shoot out rainbow fireballs and do the floss dance. That’s basically what you’ll experience on this server.

We got secret hidden dungeons filled with diamond blocks and gold apples just waiting for you to discover. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a herd of wild chickens trying to outsmart a pack of creepers.

But the best part? The community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from pro builders to redstone wizards. And everyone is super chill and friendly, like a bunch of pandas having a tea party.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, join our Minecraft server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on here in disguise, so you might even get to challenge him to a dance-off.

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