deformity – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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YumCraft – Healthy & Tasty!

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Are you tired of eating boring old carrots and broccoli in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your food into delicious chocolate cake! That’s right, you can feast like a king while still keeping your hunger bar full. Join us and indulge in the most decadent and nutritious treats you’ve ever tasted in the blocky world!

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BlockyBud Minecraft Server

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hey u, ya u, wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’s like a cannabis clinic for gamers? we got patients flocking to our server like zombies to brains. why? cuz our server is the ultimate escape from reality, man. we got virtual weed fields, pixelated bongs, and even a secret underground dungeon where u can battle it out with other players for the ultimate high score. so come on, join us and get ready to blaze it up in the world of minecraft like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave.

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BlockWarsEU

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join our epic minecraft server where the players are so skilled they can block entire countries from getting their eu funds! we have epic battles between hungary and poland over who gets to send military aid to ukraine, all while building amazing structures and fighting off creepers. come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of minecraft madness!

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PrisonPotionCraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train of fun and madness!

So, get this, on our server, we got secret experiments going on, like for real! We’re talking life-lengthening drugs being tested on prisoners with 100+ year sentences. It’s like some sci-fi movie come to life, man! Who knows what kind of superpowers you might get from these crazy experiments?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that glow in the dark. Imagine riding a fluorescent cow into battle against a horde of zombie pigs! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party happening every night. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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AlzCraft: Hydrogel Insights & Neuronal Nonsense

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come join our epic minecraft server where we use hydrogel matrix to build the craziest structures ever! our researchers have discovered the secrets of Alzheimer’s disease and now we’re using that knowledge to create mind-blowing creations in game. join us and help us accelerate the development of therapeutic strategies while having a blast in the virtual world. who knew curing Alzheimer’s could be so much fun in minecraft!

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“Hey! Looking for players who know how to survive…and maybe roleplay a bit too.” – private semi-vanilla factions roleplay

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	MC UniTn Minecraft Server 1.21
Server IP	mc.uniserver.it
Version	1.21
Languages	Italian and English
Age	18+

Features:

🌍 Vanilla with economy and factions plugins.
🏰 Plugin to claim territories and create factions.
🛒 Active market to buy and sell resources.
🔧 Modded server coming soon!

Bonus:

New players must create a faction with at least 3 members to receive a bonus. Each member of the new faction will receive 500€ in-game!

Join Us:

Discord: s1lent1376

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Contact s1lent1376 on Discord to get the server IP and join the community.
Is the server modded?	Currently, the server is vanilla with economy and factions plugins. A modded server is coming soon.
What are the age restrictions to join?	Players must be 18 years or older to join the server.

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a mystical land filled with talking animals, flying unicorns, and dancing zombies. You stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the mischievous leprechauns trying to steal your loot!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Wuthering Waves, a powerful force that can grant you unimaginable powers. Harness its energy and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have exclusive emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Plus, our friends list feature allows you to connect with other players and form alliances to conquer the server together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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FurryCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s packed with all the sexy bois you could ever dream of? Look no further than our server! We’ve got a whole crew of handsome hunks ready to join you on your pixelated adventures. Need a mining buddy? We’ve got a sexy boi for that. Want someone to help you build the ultimate castle? We’ve got a sexy boi for that too. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – our sexy bois will have you gooning all day long! Join now for a wild ride filled with sexy shenanigans and hilarious hijinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExFuneral Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of teenage drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions just like this post!

Need closure from your ex’s funeral but don’t want to upset your current boyfriend? Our server is the perfect place to navigate through these tricky situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual ex to mourn over!

With a community that supports you through all your questionable choices, you’ll never feel alone. Join now and experience the drama-filled adventures that await on our server! Remember, in Minecraft, anything is possible – even attending your ex’s funeral with your virtual boyfriend!

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