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BuzzedBoysMILMadness

anger, Boundaries, Boundary, buzz cut, BuzzedBoysMILMadness, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family, grandchildren, grandmother, Haircut, MIL, MOHAWK, parenting, reaction, three years old, Upset

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime thoughts, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, midnight worries, Nightmares, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep problems, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worry

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

binge watching, candy, CHIPS, Chocolate, comfort food, favorite snacks, guilty pleasures, ice cream, Movie, movie night, movie snacks, movie time, Munchies, nachos, Popcorn, popcorn lovers, pretzels, savory snacks, snack attack, SnackCraft, SNACKS, Soda, sweet treats

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	128	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

SpeedyData Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, car brands, car manufacturers, collecting data, consumer information, Data Analytics, data collection, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, data sharing practices, data tracking, data usage, driver data, information sharing, Minecraft, privacy concerns, Server, sharing data, SpeedyData, Technology, third parties

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18

join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, Fallout Edition, Felynne deRouge, Generation EONIA, Generation Ephemira, Generation Hanamizuki, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Pixelink, prima, Production Kawaii, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, Vereverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

Behavior, Campaign, controversy, Democrat, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, finished, interview, kamala harris, Kamalas, late night show, media scrutiny, Minecraft, News, Politics, public figure, scandal, smp, social media, Stephen Colbert, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

acceptance, biggest regret, embracing the present, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing for change, yolo

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bots, classic, DESERTED, empty servers, Forgotten, Game, Gaming Community, gaming history, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, obsolete, old multiplayer game, online gaming, Outdated, Play, playerless, retro gaming, Server, vintage, vintage gaming, virtual world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).