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Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

BrownMenCraft: Where all shades of brown men unite in the world of blocks and pixels!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	9890
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a wild mix of brown men from all corners of the world who love to party and have a good time! And let’s not forget about the legendary pawgs (Phat Ass White Girls) who roam the land, ready to team up with you and take on any challenge that comes your way. Join us for a crazy ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little romance with a pawg or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

VCR Stream Survival: Where Minecraft meets retro tech in the most confusing way possible

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Tired of watching VCR streams from the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where VCRs are banned and dinosaurs roam free! Our server is so epic, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made of lava. Join us now and say goodbye to boring VCRs forever!

ZeldaCraft: Where ‘Traditional Zelda is better’ is just a myth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	New Chunks Explored:	22513
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Zelda games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have reimagined the world of Zelda in a way you’ve never seen before!

Forget about traditional Zelda, our server takes the classic formula and turns it upside down with crazy new challenges and quests. And don’t even get us started on Skyward Sword – we’ve banished that piece of shit game to the depths of the Nether!

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Zelda like never before!

PalestineCraft: Where Creepers Wear Keffiyehs and Villagers Bargain for Peace #1304

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	624
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can bake bread while fighting off Glowniggers and well-poisoning enemies? Look no further! Join our server where we bake bread to fight off the Zionist occupation forces invading our city! With over 33,843 martyrs and 76,575 wounded, the stakes are high but the bread is higher! Our fighters engage in fierce clashes with the Glowniggers and their military vehicles, using machine guns and baguettes to defend our land. Plus, our marches have successfully hit Iron Dome platforms and crew, leaving them dead and wounded. So come join us, deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse Total Kike Death (TKD)! It’s a wild ride full of outrageous battles and delicious baked goods. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in a General LOLz

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further than our server, where the early access is happening on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration going on until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT – who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0, so you can travel to different regions in the blink of an eye. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event – show off your skills and dominate the competition!

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, come join one of our meetups – from crafting meetups to spooky clubs and even Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows what kind of wild events and collaborations we’ll have next – the sky’s the limit on our server!

DizzyCraft: Where walking straight is overrated! >_<

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

DragonCraft: Where Akira Toriyama Resurrects Every 3 Days!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2450	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the fate of Akira Toriyama’s reincarnation hangs in the balance? That’s right, on this server, we have King Taizan himself determining the conditions of Toriyama’s rebirth. Will he come back as a Japanese man? A dragon ball? Who knows!

But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!

CraftyBreeders: Where Success Breeds Contempt and Creepers Run Amok

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies… wait, what?! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!

Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

HololiveCraft: Where ReGloss and Hololive collide in epic blocky adventures!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3158	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just plays the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!