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Big Beautiful Eyebrows Minecraft Server

arches, Beautiful, beauty, big, bold, Defined, Enhancement, Eyebrows, face, fashion, full, Grooming, Long, makeup, Minecraft, Server, Statement, Style, tags, Tail, Thick, trends

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7569
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	258
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic eyebrows? Well, look no further because our server is all about BIG BEAUTIFUL EYEBROWS! Our pixelated characters have the most fabulous eyebrows you’ve ever seen, and we even have eyebrow grooming contests every week where players can show off their eyebrow styling skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Eyebrow Mountain, where players can mine for rare eyebrow-shaped diamonds and gold. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive Eyebrow Emerald, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Eyebrow Fairy herself.

Join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew eyebrows could be so epic?

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchantments Applied:	164
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

CovidCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive impairment, cognitive impairment study, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-term consequences, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological symptoms, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric effects

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!

We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!

Enderine Junior High School [Survival] [1.20 Update]

1.20 Update, 24hr, Active, building, close-knit, Community, Discord, Enderine, Enderine Junior High School, Factions, Friends, Fun, gameplay, java, Lore, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Small, smp, Staff, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7498
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

UPDATED TO 1.20

Enderine SMP is a small and close knit community with an active staff team welcoming you to join us and meet people that could end up being your closest friends for life.

We try and keep gameplay as close to as Vanilla as possible. We encourage players to create/join teams and venture to become the best of the best!

Join us on our vanilla java Minecraft server where we do anything as long as its fun, whether that be lore, PvP or simply just building!

Join Here – https://discord.gg/mNHFGvn5GZ

netherine.mcs.lol

❤️ FREE donation /FREE ❤️ BloodHype ⭐️ Minecraft server

146.103.38.25, 19190, Assembly, BloodHype, Cheating, Donate, donation, free, GIF, high quality, Ip:, Minecraft, opportunities, Plugins, PORT, privileges, Server, Teams

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Crops Grown:	4336	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

We do not have any cheating on teams!

Free donation /FREE

High-quality assembly, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

IP: 146.103.38.25

Port: 19190

146.103.38.25:19190

MineCrush Minecraft Server

attraction, Boring, Communication, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, interested, interests, Like.., Loneliness, Minecraft, MineCrush, Normie, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Social Skills, Unironically, upbeat

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft block without any friends to connect with? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being boring or uninteresting again. We have a community of players who will love you for who you are, no bajillion interests required! Plus, rumor has it that once you join, you’ll instantly become the life of the party and have people lining up to be your friend. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Minecraft SMP: IronRockin

#metalheads, Band, bass, drums, ENERGY, guitar, headbanging, heavy metal, Helps, INTENSE, Iron, IronRockin, loud, Lyrics, metal music, Minecraft, Music, Powerful, Rock Music, Rockin, smp, strength, US

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	59

Welcome to our totally tubular Minecraft SMP where iron is the key to success! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were hot stuff with their diamond armor. But little did they know, our iron warriors were ready to rock their world! With their trusty iron swords and armor, they defeated the diamond-clad player in a epic battle that shook the very foundations of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Iron Golem Army, led by the fearsome Iron Giant himself. Join us and you too can command an army of iron golems to protect your base and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So come on, join us on our ironclad adventure and let’s rock and roll our way to victory! Iron helps us rockin’, baby!

BlockyBodyTalk

advice, BlockyBodyTalk, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, judgment, misunderstandings, mixed signals, Perception, personal space, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sex talk, social cues, societal norms, Support, Therapy, touchy feely

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.

Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.

So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!

SecretSMP: Disturbia

confidential information, dark confession, Disturbia, disturbing confession, disturbing disclosure, disturbing information, disturbing revelation, disturbing secret, disturbing story, disturbing truth, Hidden Truth, private matter, SecretSMP, sensitive topic, Shocking revelation, shocking secret, undisclosed scandal, unsettling disclosure, unsettling secret

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, mysterious disappearances, and a conspiracy involving cows and creepers working together to take over the world. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us if you dare and uncover the most disturbing secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus of spinning Endermen.

CraftySkyportLOL

Airline, Airport, boarding, check in, CraftySkyportLOL, customs, delayed, EMBARRASSING, Flight, funny, hilarious, humor, Journey, Laughter, luggage, mishap, SECURITY, Story, Terminal, travel, vacation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6636	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2939
Dimension Hops:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old airports with their long lines and lackluster food options? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most hilarious airport you’ve ever seen. Picture this: instead of security guards, we have flying pigs checking your luggage. And forget about those boring conveyor belts – our baggage claim is a giant water slide that shoots your suitcases out into a pool of rainbow-colored slime! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this airport – I mean, Minecraft server – once you see all the wacky shenanigans we have in store for you. So pack your bags (or let the flying pigs do it for you) and join us for the craziest airport adventure of your life!