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Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

Aaron Bushnell, activism, advocacy, Awareness, Bushnells, Community, Crafty, Forgotten, forgotten hero, Impact, Justice, madness, Memory, Minecraft, movement, poopy protestor, protest, protestor, social justice, solidarity, Support, Tribute, tribute to Aaron Bushnell, zero threads

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	New Chunks Explored:	466203
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3699	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Void Armor Forged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

A, alive, Anime, books, collection, collectors, Community, CraftyBookshelf, CREEPERS, Display, Fandom, Hiding, hobby, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, Passion, physical collectors, Proud, Reveal, Shelf, shelved, show yourselves, Showcase, Thread

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1262
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Spears Created:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	5489
Dragon Eggs Found:	8186	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6936

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	1113
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.

Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

acceptance, acceptance of differences, BLOCK, CHANGE, Community, Crafty, debate, discussion, Diversity, Evolution, forum, good thing, Inclusivity, internet culture, memes, Opinions, Perspectives, POL, Politics, progress, society, tolerance, Unity, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Crafty, CREW, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, extractions, FAQs, General guide, Heathcliff, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, rule, season 4, Sinner info, Useful resources

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
New Chunks Explored:	743845	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

#77180708, #youtube, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, clip, CONTENT, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, ONLINE, Party, Platform, Popular, q2mijp9m0J8, Server, Share, shorts, social media, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8027

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

1. sexuality, 10. Acceptance, 11. understanding, 12. love, 13. relationships, 14. experimentation, 15. curiosity, 16. society, 17. stereotypes, 18. taboo, 19. judgment, 2. sexual orientation, 20. individuality., 3. self-discovery, 4. LGBTQ+, 5. coming out, 6. personal growth, 7. sexual attraction, 8. exploration, 9. identity, dick, DickCraft, Find, realize, Youll

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Votes:	7328

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).