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Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	122	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Towns Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Votes:	1798
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Animals Bred:	127	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchantments Applied:	289	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1773	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Towns Built:	9
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8404
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	100
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!