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HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Votes:	4214	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Farms Harvested:	862	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3390	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	493
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crops Grown:	3637	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Votes:	3283
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aunt drama, dads ex, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Motherhood, Server, stepmother, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest drama, wedding guest list, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

WeddingCrasher69

Boundaries, bride, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, family, family drama, family dynamics, husband, in-laws, leaving early, reception, relationships, Resentment, seating, sister-in-law, social events, Son, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

BreakUpBluesMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakUpBluesMC, coping with breakup, DUMPED, emotional pain, emotional trauma, getting over heartbreak, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, love, moving on, painful breakup, relationships, smp, worst breakup, worst breakup ever, worst breakup experience, worst breakup stories, worst way to break up

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!