We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.
Plus, our community is full of hilarious and weird players who will make you question reality in the best way possible.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to throat dicks forever!
Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. From building a giant statue of a potato to hunting down a mythical creature known as the Chicken King, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join is for our legendary PvP battles. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly PvP tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples…or maybe just a pat on the back. Either way, it’s worth it for the bragging rights alone.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.
| Server Name | NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP) |
|---|---|
| Server IP (Java) | nexusdark.com |
| Server IP (Bedrock) | bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544 |
| Supported Java Versions | 1.8 to 1.21 |
| Server Location | England, UK |
| Average Active Users Count | 2-4 Players |
| Last Full-Server Restart | 06/29/2024 |
| Online Since | 04/06/2024 |
Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.
Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.
Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!
Picture this: You, a proud aunt, babysitting two amazing kids, Chloe and Harry. But wait, there’s a twist! Their parents are a power couple – a general surgeon and a workaholic with no work-life balance.
One day at the park, Chloe falls and breaks her arm. Cue the chaos! Rushing to the hospital where the surgeon parent works, you witness the most epic display of medical expertise and emotional detachment.
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family dynamics like never before! Will you be the compassionate aunt or the fiery voice of reason? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways.
We promise no surprise dogs will show up at your virtual dinner table, unless you want them to! Our server is dog-friendly, cat-friendly, and even creeper-friendly (just watch out for explosions)!
Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where the only reservations you need to worry about are reserving your spot in our epic build battles! No need to worry about switching things up last minute – on our server, the only thing that’s set in stone is the blocks you’re mining!
So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends bringing dogs to dinner when you can have friends bringing diamonds to your virtual castle? See you there!
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests where you have to gather votes from villagers to become the mayor of the server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even run for president and lead the entire server to victory!
So come on down and join us in the fight for democracy – because on our server, the only thing we’re overthrowing is boring gameplay!