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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3602 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5742 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
LOL come join our Minecraft server cuz it’s like diving into a sea of oil and gas but without the pollution, just pure fun! We make pollution spike by 10,000% within half a kilometer around our off-shore sites, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so no harm done!
Pollutants like hydrocarbons are up to 10,613% higher within 500 m of our platforms, making it the perfect place for all you pollution-loving players out there! Swim through our pixelated oil spills and bask in the glow of our virtual pollution, it’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!
Join us now and see for yourself the crazy world of pollution and fun we have waiting for you! Who needs clean air and water when you can have a Minecraft server like ours, right?! Let’s get polluting, I mean crafting, together!
