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> The Worst General Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre generals and lackluster fanbases? Look no further, because our server boasts the WORST general you’ll ever encounter! This guy is so bad, he once tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it was a great idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our fanbase is so dedicated, they once spent 24 hours straight mining for diamonds just to impress the general. And let’s not forget about our prestigious award for YAB of the Year – that’s right, we were voted the Yabbiest Server in all of Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?

BlockyButtBusters

beauty standards, BlockyButtBusters, body autonomy, body image, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender stereotypes, Harassment, media representation, Misogyny, objectification, rape culture, self worth, sexism, slut shaming, social media, tired of being sexualized, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	127	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Votes:	2801	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being sexualized in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space where your pixels will never be objectified! Join us and experience a world where your blocky avatar can roam free without fear of inappropriate comments or gestures. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual villagers throw the most epic block parties where the only thing getting smashed is the cobblestone! So come join us and let your pixelated hair down in a world where consent is always respected, even in the virtual realm!

52ShadesOfLife

52ShadesOfLife, education level, ethnicity, frequency of sex, health benefits, health disparities, health outcomes, life expectancy, lifestyle factors, Longevity, longevity benefits, mortality rate, mortality risk, preventative health, public health, research study, sexual activity, socioeconomic factors, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality, women’s wellness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5521
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Towns Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA LIVE FOREVER? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY AND IT’S CALLED REGULAR SEX! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS WHO GET IT ON AT LEAST 52 TIMES A YEAR ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE!

IMAGINE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS WHILE ALSO EXTENDING YOUR LIFESPAN! IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, FOLKS! SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME IMMORTAL THROUGH THE POWER OF BLOCKS AND BEDROOM ANTICS! JOIN NOW AND START LIVING FOREVER!

Kronicle: where mining, crafting, and procrastinating come together for maximum productivity (SMP)

1.21, base, Community, Cores, CPU, Crafting, Dedicated, Discord, Events, Fabric, Farms, Gaming, germany, intel, Kronicle, Machine, maximum, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, procrastinating, productivity, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to Kronicle SMP!
A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations…
Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players.
Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be.
Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy
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FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.

2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.

6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.

RareGingerEyes Minecraft Server

beauty standards, cultural perceptions, divine plan, evolutionary biology, eye color, genetic diversity, genetic mutations, God’s creation, hair color, human variation, Minecraft, natural selection, non-brown eyes, physical traits, rare characteristics, RareGingerEyes, Rarity, red hair, religious beliefs, Server, spiritual significance, Unique Features

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	4333
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of blending in with all the basic brown-haired, brown-eyed Minecraft players out there? Do you crave the spotlight and want to stand out like a majestic unicorn in a sea of horses? Then look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and show off your rare red hair and non-brown eyes like the beautiful, unique snowflake that you are. God must have been feeling extra creative when He made you, so why not flaunt it in the virtual world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, players with red hair and non-brown eyes have special powers and abilities. Some say they can shoot fireballs from their fingertips or summon mythical creatures to do their bidding. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and let your rare features shine bright like a diamond. Who needs brown hair and brown eyes when you can be a one-of-a-kind masterpiece in the world of Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

#youtube, Aleco, Arena helper, Battlegrounds Season 8, Blockstone, Builders, Cora, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Fearless Patch, Hearthstone, Hearthstone General, HSG, Meta report, Minecraft, News, Official Website, patch notes, shadow puppets, smp, statistics, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Wholesome content, Wiki

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to win free gifts in-game, just for checking in at our shop!

Battlegrounds Season 8 is here, and let me tell you, the battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing you in the dark. Need some decklists to dominate your opponents? We’ve got tier lists, meta reports, streamer decks, and even decks from Twitter (in Japanese, because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have deck trackers and statistics to help you strategize like a pro. And if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own custom cards with our custom card maker.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out J_Alex’s course on shadow puppets or watch a hilarious video of our fearless leaders from a previous patch. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Mom vs GF: Aging Battle Royale

age well, aging, bandana top, battle, Boyfriend, cussed, dress for age, emotionally immature, family, Girlfriend, insulting, Jealousy, mental state, mom, old hooker, oxygen, pill addict, Royale.., sexy outfits, standing up, Support, surgery

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and fashion police showdowns.

Looking for a server where you can stand up for your virtual girlfriend against your mom’s questionable fashion choices? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice your comebacks and defend your pixelated loved ones.

Experience the thrill of telling off your mom’s boyfriend, even if he’s on oxygen and recovering from surgery. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world, where consequences are non-existent and drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family feuds and fashion faux pas reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

NukeCraft: Putin Panic

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military standoff, Nuclear Plant, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, Panic, Politics, putin, Putin’s Response, Russian, scrambles, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server cuz Putin is shakin in his boots as Ukrainian forces be creepin up on a nuclear plant. like bruh, u gonna miss out on all the action if u don’t hop on this server. we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now before u miss out on all the fun and Putin’s next meltdown.

ClassicBlock

Adventure, Community, Creative, customizations, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Votes:	8093	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to Our Skyblock Server!

We are a Skyblock server created normal players. Each season, players compete for the coveted Island Top. The top player earns a special rank for the next season, showcasing their achievement.

In ClassicBlock, players can purchase ranks with in-game currency earned through gameplay. Engage in battles and a special mob arena, with challenges and rewards based on your rank. Additionally, explore special crates filled with exciting items!

When we created our Classic Block Skyblock server, simplicity was our priority. Our goal is to provide an experience where you can just jump on and play, while still enjoying a touch of competitive fun.

classicblock.mc.gg

Wasteland Minecraft

Active owner, Citizens, Custom, Denizen, Economy, future updates, Griefdefender, Job, Laid back environment, Land Claim, Level up skills, MCMMO, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planned features., PvP, Relaxing, Rewards, scripted, Survival, Vote, Wasteland Minecraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	2118
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Relaxing survival. A laid back environment with an active owner. Claim land with GriefDefender, level up your McMMO skills, get a Job, vote for rewards!

Lots planned for the future – multiverse, custom denizen stuff, scripted citizens.

wastelandmc.ddns.net