🔥dedicated schizo long tail tag Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

> The Worst General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre generals and lackluster fanbases? Look no further, because our server boasts the WORST general you’ll ever encounter! This guy is so bad, he once tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it was a great idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our fanbase is so dedicated, they once spent 24 hours straight mining for diamonds just to impress the general. And let’s not forget about our prestigious award for YAB of the Year – that’s right, we were voted the Yabbiest Server in all of Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

ComicCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, cartoon, cartoon characters, Characters, co, Comic pages, ComicCraft, comicfury, Constructive, creative process, fanfic, finished comic, Minecraft, NSFW, Publishing, Scenarios, Server, sketches, Suggestions, Trash, webcomic, webcomic ideas

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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old builds and players? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and outrageous scenarios. From building giant banana houses to fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry, we’re not just about the nsfw stuff (although we do have our fair share of that too). We’re all about having a good time and creating epic adventures together. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

30s, blocky, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional baggage, Expectations, Long-term goals, love, Maturity, Minecraft, past experiences, patience, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, settling down, societal pressures, Time

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Are you tired of dating in your 30s and feeling like you’re stuck in a rut? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of dating challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a creeper appears and blows up your chances at love. Or maybe you’re building a cozy house for you and your date, only to have it raided by a group of zombie pigmen looking for a hot date.

But fear not, because on our server, every obstacle is just another opportunity for romance. Who needs boring dinner dates when you can bond over surviving a horde of skeletons together? So come join us and see if you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, it’ll be a date you’ll never forget!

CraftyMineLaughs

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to build the ultimate diamond castle! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve narrowly escaped being spit on by a llama while frantically placing blocks to protect yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own society complete with llama jousting tournaments and potato sack races. You’ll never know true excitement until you witness a llama riding a pig in a high-stakes race to the finish line.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with llamas, diamonds, and epic adventures that you’ll never forget!

FamilyCraft: KeatonBanksUnited

80s sitcoms, 80s tv shows, Banks family, family connections, family ties, Familycraft, fictional families, fresh prince, fresh prince of bel-air, Keaton family, KeatonBanksUnited, long lost relatives, Michael J. Fox, shared universe, sitcom families, The Banks, The Keatons, TV crossovers, TV families, TV trivia, Will Smith

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come join our minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest sitcom crossover fantasies!! ever wondered what would happen if the keatons from family ties met the banks from fresh prince?? well now u can find out on our server!! build ur own mansion like the banks or a cozy suburban home like the keatons.

we have a special event where ur character can time travel and meet all ur favorite tv families!! imagine having a barbecue with the tanners from full house or going on a road trip with the bundys from married with children.

join now for a chance to win a virtual dance-off with ur favorite 90s sitcom stars!! don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!!

BagCraft Server – #5770

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Cyber New Year March, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Total Assault, Welfare

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy events that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine battling against giant hovercrafts and taking on total assault missions that will test your skills to the limit. And don’t even get us started on the joint firing drills – you’ll be shooting your way to victory in no time!

But that’s not all, we’ve got 2x lessons and scrimmages that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “diamond sword”. And let’s not forget about the 2x commissions that will have you rolling in virtual currency like a Minecraft millionaire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking personality disorder, Behavior, Bitch, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional manipulation, fabricated illness, factitious disorder, fake illness, FAKING, long tail, lying.., malingering, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, psychological manipulation, Server, Stroke

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where we welcome all stroke-faking bitches with open arms! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!

CraftyLoveRejects

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Commitment, commitment issues, Communication, CraftyLoveRejects, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, fake wedding, Introvert, Marriage, moving too fast, PRESSURE, Proposal, public proposal, relationship, saying no, saying yes, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Are you tired of boring old proposals? Do you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fake wedding proposal? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the OP in this story, you’ll be swept off your feet by surprises at every turn. From fake proposals to unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find yourself saying yes to a virtual marriage proposal before you know it!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, female, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Social, Survival, Women

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

6 feet, 6 inches, 6 pack, Asian girls, babe, blocky, body image, cultural preferences, diet, discrimination, fast food, forever.., hamburgers, Hot Dogs, leave me alone, Minecraft, physical appearance, pizza, racial preferences, relationships, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, unhealthy eating habits, Whitey

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Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server

anticipation, Counting, Future, Minecraft, questions, Server, Time, Tomorrow, tomorrow’s challenges, tomorrow’s changes, tomorrow’s events, tomorrow’s expectations, tomorrow’s forecast, tomorrow’s opportunities, tomorrow’s outcomes, tomorrow’s plans, tomorrow’s possibilities, tomorrow’s surprises, tomorrowcraft, uncertainty, unknown, Waiting

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dimension Hops:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	870806
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	652065	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	172654
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Ores Mined:	4544
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mines Excavated:	4868	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

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