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SmellyMermaidCraft

Aquatic, ariel, bad odor, body odor, Disney, fairy tale, FANTASY, fishy, half-fish, hygiene, MAGICAL, Mermaid, mythical creature, ocean scent, odor control, personal care, princess, sea creature, smell, SmellyMermaidCraft, Underwater

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

join our epic minecraft server where you can swim with ariel and smell her fishy goodness! but don’t worry, we have magical soap that makes her smell like roses! plus, you can ride on a giant sea turtle and battle evil sea witches with your trusty diamond sword! come join the fun and make a splash in our crazy underwater world!

MineCraftMeds: SymptomSlayin’ & StressRelief

Alternative Medicine, cannabis benefits, Cannabis use, health condition management, Healthcare, holistic health, medical cannabis, mental health symptoms, MineCraftMeds, natural remedies, pain management, patient care, patient education, patient support, patient symptoms, patient treatment, patient wellness, primary care, sleep management, Stress Management, stressrelief, symptom management, SymptomSlayin

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	4648	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical cannabis plants growing everywhere! That’s right, you can use them to manage all your symptoms and health conditions in the game! Feeling stressed? Smoke some Minecraft weed. Can’t sleep? Puff, puff, pass that virtual joint. Got a headache from building too many blocks? Take a hit and watch it disappear.

In fact, 76% of our players use our special cannabis plants to manage their in-game symptoms. Mental health issues? No problem. Stress from creepers blowing up your creations? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on the magical powers of our weed for improving sleep – you’ll be dreaming of diamond blocks in no time.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where cannabis is the answer to all your Minecraft problems. Who knew that virtual marijuana could be so game-changing? See you on the server, my fellow stoners!

BabeCraft Minecraft Server

babeCOCK, BabeCraft, Beauty Guru, Content Creator, fashion blogger, fashion enthusiast, lifestyle influencer, long tail tags: beauty blogger, makeup artist, Minecraft, Server, social media personality, style icon, vlogger

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, look no further because Babecock is here to spice things up!

Join our server and become part of a community where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the annual “Battle of the Builders” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures, like a giant hotdog castle or a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds.

So why wait? Join Babecock today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Golden Potato of Power” hidden deep within our server’s dungeons. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the potato.

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Anglo world, appreciation, BaguetteCraft, cheque, Conflict, cooperation, DEBT, Diplomacy, French, Generosity, Gratitude, History, Honor, international relations, Minecraft, Repayment, Respect, sacrifice, Server, solidarity, war effort, world wars

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
New Chunks Explored:	536664	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Farms Harvested:	678	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Animals Bred:	183	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss!

NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server

Apology, beep-boop, Chinese, Ding Dong, door bell, family, innocent, karaoke time, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceSingsOffensiveTunes, offensive song, Pick up, ROBOT, School, Server, sibling, singing, suspension, sweet natured, Teacher, Upset

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a laugh riot like no other! Join us for some epic karaoke sessions that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Picture this: you and your niece, cruising down the virtual streets of Minecraft, belting out popular songs with a hilarious twist. From “meow meow meow” to “beep-boop beep beep-boop,” the fun never stops!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new hit sensation called “ching-chong ching ching-chong” that will have you in stitches. Just be careful not to offend any virtual teachers along the way!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just remember, we take no responsibility for any school suspensions that may occur due to our infectious karaoke sessions. Oopsie daisy!

DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance

act of kindness, aunts, child support, condition, deadbeat father, DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance, estranged father, family, GRANDPA, House, Illness, Inheritance, intense pressure, legal guardian, MONEY, moral question, PRESSURE, Siblings, uncles, Will

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	3770	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this family feud!

Imagine a world where your estranged father tries to steal your Minecraft diamonds, but you have a will from your grandpa that says otherwise. Will you stand your ground and defend your virtual inheritance? Or will you cave under the pressure of your dad’s siblings and give up your loot for the sake of their struggling kids? The choice is yours!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

EternalCraft

endless life, eternal being, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal lifespan, eternal living, eternal living dream, eternal youth, EternalCraft, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, immortality desire, immortality dream, immortality fantasy, immortality wish, living eternally, living forever, Longevity, never aging, never dying, never-ending life

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5459

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	9271
New Chunks Explored:	855910	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!