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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4212 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
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