Deconjuration Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WifelessLingoAITAH

Communication, communication breakdown, culture sharing, foreign language, Honesty, Insecurity, japanese, language acquisition, language barrier, language development, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, learning disability, learning journey., monolingualism, progress, Spanish, WifelessLingoAITAH

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of lying to your loved ones about your secret language learning endeavors? Join our Minecraft server and learn a new language without any judgment! Whether you want to master Spanish, Japanese, or even Klingon, we’ve got you covered. Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you spend a year perfecting your Tetris skills, no one will bat an eye. So come join us and level up your language skills while building epic structures in the virtual world! #LanguageLearningGoals #MinecraftMadness

Afterlife Reunion: Pick Your Player!

Afterlife, cherished ones, Closure, Connection, departed souls, emotional, Eternal Love, family, Friends, Grief, longing, lost ones, loved ones, Memories, One More Day, Pick, player, resurrection, reunion, special moments, SPIRITUAL

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to bring back anyone from the afterlife for one day! Imagine chilling with Abraham Lincoln or having a dance-off with Cleopatra. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	5578	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	0

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3559
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	6178
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	7215	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Towns Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!