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CraftyPolishDefence

Alliance, Armed Forces, CraftyPolishDefence, defence spending, defense expenditure, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, eastern europe, Europe, gdp, Military, military alliance, military budget, military power, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Warsaw Pact

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

So, like, this server is like the Poland of Minecraft servers, ya know? We’re gonna be NATO’s biggest spender on defense this year, but in Minecraft terms, that means we’re gonna have the most epic fortresses and protection for our players. Join us if you wanna be part of a super secure community where creepers don’t stand a chance! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all our members. Come join the fun and be part of the most fortified server around!

ClassroomCraze: GrandparentPics

cherished memories, classroom pictures, ClassroomCraze, Einstein, family history, family legacy, famous encounters, forgotten memories., generational stories, GrandparentPics, Grandparents, hidden treasures, Historical figures, historical photographs, influential people, lost artifacts, mysterious past, priceless moments, recognition, surprise discovery, unexpected connections, untold stories

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Villages Defended:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

join our epic minecraft server where einstein and your grandparent are besties and build a time machine together to create the most mind-blowing creations ever seen in the minecraft universe. our server is so lit that even herobrine is jealous of our epic builds. come join the fun and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! also, there are flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the chaos now!

LatinCraft: Gendered Adventures

acculturation, Adventures, Analysis, coping mechanisms, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, gender, Gendered, immigrant adults, immigration, Latin America, LatinCraft, mental health, minority populations, place of occurrence, psychological impact, ptsd, recently arrived, resilience, sex differences, support systems, Trauma, traumatic experiences

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists! We got so many cool features that will blow your mind, like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats!

Join us on this epic journey and experience the most insane and hilarious moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Not-So-Complicated SMP server Vanilla with a hint of Semi but definitely no curly braces 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, armor, braces, Community, Curly, dedicated server, equal opportunity, Exploration, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux, Minecraft, NotSoComplicated, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, Semi, Server, smp, Survival, Unexplored, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6490	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd
Description	Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: As long as you’re cool, we’re cool. There are no ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins on Simple SMP.

Q: How long has Simple SMP been running?

A: Over eight years, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: No, there is no world border on Simple SMP. Discover a vast and unexplored world.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.

MilitiaCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, armory, constitutional rights, Defense, firearm training, Foolish, forming, gun control, gun laws, JOINING, militia training, MilitiaCraft, Minecraft, preparedness, Protection, rigged game, Safety, second amendment, SECURITY, self defense, Server, weapons, well regulated militia

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Items Found:	3123	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays fair? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to use every weapon in their arsenal to dominate the game, even if it means bending the rules a little.

Join us for epic battles where anything goes – from TNT cannons to lava traps, there are no limits to the chaos you can unleash. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, why not try your hand at some good old-fashioned sabotage? Just remember, all is fair in love and war on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and show off your devious side in a game where the only rule is to have fun at all costs. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in Minecraft history!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

cosmic inquiry, deep thoughts, divine inquiry, DivineCraft, Existence, existentialism, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Reality, Server, simulation theory, source engine, spirituality, theology, ultimate truth, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

If you’ve ever pondered deep questions like “does reality run on the Source engine?” then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! Our server is so epic, even God himself would want to join just to find out the answer to that burning question.

Not only do we have the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, but we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. Legend has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, but if you’re brave enough to face him, the rewards are totally worth it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if reality really does run on the Source engine!

Dad’s Marriage Minecraft Server

adult relationships, BETRAYAL, blended families, child custody, confronting lies, Dads, defending parents, divorce aftermath, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Values, financial deception, financial disputes, Marriage, Minecraft, parental conflict, Server, sibling relationships, standing up for mom, stepfamily issues, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	218	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	211	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2786	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make your family drama look like child’s play.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have epic battles between players that make your family arguments seem like a walk in the park. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even your dad and stepmom’s drama will pale in comparison. Join now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance and power in a world where anything can happen.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family situation, look no further. Join us now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will make you forget all about your real-life drama.

JacketOffInBedLOL

aita, Bed.., Coat, Duvet, Favorite, Girlfriend, impressed, Jacket, JacketOffInBedLOL, Legs, Moving in, opinion, reach out, reddit, relationship, REMOVE, second opinion, Shoes, stoked, Thoughts, work

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cozy vibes and fashionable choices! Join us and experience the thrill of removing coats in bed – it’s the ultimate challenge! Our community is full of supportive players who will help you navigate the delicate art of coat removal etiquette. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our coat-loving players! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together – coat-free, of course!

FearFactor Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Awareness, Caution, concern, consequences, danger, fear, FearFactor, ignorance, Insecurity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Phobia, preparedness, Protection, Risk, Safety, self-preservation, Server, threat, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	6013
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Have you ever feared running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join us and never worry about being poor in Minecraft again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. So come on down and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

NoSexFor100Mil

$100million, Commitment, decision, desire, Financial Security, Happiness, Lifestyle, long-term consequences, MONEY, moral dilemma, NoSexFor100Mil, opportunity, personal choice, relationships, sacrifice, self worth, self-control, sex, temptation, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4827	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of being distracted by your primal urges while trying to build the ultimate Minecraft empire? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about pesky distractions like sex ever again. And hey, who needs love when you’ve got $100 million in your pocket, am I right? Plus, think of all the diamonds you could buy with that kind of cash. So come on, join our server and say goodbye to sex forever!