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CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	New Chunks Explored:	398918
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Animals Bred:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	182	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchantments Applied:	244
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2957
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de