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MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4462	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	146
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

#generalwill, #thatsall, #thereistoit, #wantstosee, Crafty, general, lol, McCraftface, noone, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3249
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

73608232, BlockyBanter, browse, categorize, classification, comma separated, data, filter, Generate, indexing, INFORMATION, list, LolCraft, long trail, metadata, Numbers, organization, previous, search, Sorting, tags, Trail

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ores Mined:	5208
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

America, anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Defense, defense system, Dome, hezbollah, international relations, Iron, Iron Dome, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, Missiles, Pissrael, Rockets, SECURITY, Support, threat, useless, WARFARE, weapons, West

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!