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Georgian Parasite Adventure

15-centimeter, Adventure, BIZARRE, creepy, discovery, found, georgia, Georgian, head, health, infection, live parasite, Medical, medical mystery, News, PARASITE, parasite removal, republiek of Georgia, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, WOMAN

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like a 15-centimeter live parasite found in a woman’s head in the republic of Georgia? Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock super secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, bedrock edition, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, expensive, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, in-game shops, java edition, Looting, Monsters, multiplayer, premium rank, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla, Vip

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Potions Brewed:	67
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

TheosisMC Server Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer, for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game. The most noteworthy added features are: 🪙 An economy that is completely player-driven, facilitated by a trade system and an auction house. 🏠🔐 A land claiming system to protect players’ bases from griefing. ✨ Two custom items; the Crowbar and the Soup of Life, available for purchase in-game.

TheosisMC Server Overview

TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer, for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game. The most noteworthy added features are:

🪙 An economy that is completely player-driven, facilitated by a trade system and an auction house.
🏠🔐 A land claiming system to protect players’ bases from griefing.
✨ Two custom items; the Crowbar and the Soup of Life, available for purchase in-game.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?	No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The server features a single premium rank, VIP, with purely cosmetic perks.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.
Are there in-game shops on TheosisMC?	There are no in-game shops for normal Minecraft items; players buy and sell to each other using the player-driven economy.
What happens if a claim owner dies?	If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.
How do players acquire Coins on TheosisMC?	Coins, the server’s currency, are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters.
What are the custom items on TheosisMC?	The two custom items are the Crowbar (used to acquire monster spawners) and the Soup of Life (grants an additional heart of health).

Artificial Love Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, advice, ai, Artificial, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, Confidence, Conversation, DATING, Improvement, love, MATCHMAKING.., online dating, Quest, relationships, self improvement, slaying, Social Skills, strategies, success, Technology, text game, Tinder, Tips

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Farms Harvested:	221	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. You gotta join ASAP or you’ll miss out on all the epicness.

Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re basically living in the Stone Age. And not the cool Minecraft Stone Age, like the boring real-life Stone Age.

Join now and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.” Plus, the community is full of hilarious memelords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt on this server and start slaying like the badass Minecraft warrior you were always meant to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

SpiceCraft: Kid vs. Spice

Communication, culinary experiences., Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, food choices, Hospitality, international guests, Kid, language barriers, parenting, peer pressure, RESPONSIBILITY, restaurant etiquette, Spice, SpiceCraft, spicy challenge, spicy cuisine, spicy dishes, spicy food, spicy tolerance

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ores Mined:	8218
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any spicy surprises like poor Emma did with that curry! Join us and embark on epic adventures with our diverse community of players.

Our server is so amazing, even Steve’s daughter Emma wanted to join in on the fun. She may have underestimated the spiciness of our virtual world, but you won’t make the same mistake. Explore our beautiful temples and museums in-game, without worrying about any unexpected tears.

Don’t worry, we won’t let you make any bad decisions like picking five chilies in our server. Our moderators are here to guide you through the best gaming experience possible. So come join us and let’s create some spicy (but not too spicy) memories together!

CraftyTrudeau’s EuroAlliance Minecraft Server

alliances, bilateral meetings, Canada, CraftyTrudeaus, Diplomacy, EuroAlliance, Europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global leadership, international relations, Minecraft, nato, North America, political tensions, security concerns, Server, summit, trade agreements, transatlantic relations., trudeau, Trump threats, united states

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
New Chunks Explored:	449867	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Trudeau heading to Europe to like, fight off Trump and stuff. It’s gonna be a total showdown, like a Minecraft battle royale but with world leaders. Plus, there’s gonna be epic alliances forming and crazy drama unfolding. You don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!

PixelProtestCraft

activism, anti-corruption, civil society, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, freedom of speech, Government, grassroots movement, new reality, opposition, PixelProtestCraft, pm, political reform, Political unrest, pro-Russia, PROTESTS, public outcry, Slovakia, small towns, social change

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the new reality, man. it’s like, totally hailed as the best place to be, ya know? we got protests against this, like, pro-Russia PM dude going on, but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here. even the small towns are getting in on the action, it’s like a party everywhere you go. join us and be a part of the revolution, man. plus, we have the best virtual parties and events, it’s like a non-stop rave up in here. come join us and let’s make this server the craziest place to be in Minecraft history. peace out, dudes!

Ancient Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Ancient, No. 275964637 Anonymous Lum Anime Manga Japanese Character Fictional Cute Alien Love Relationship Comedy Fantasy Sci-fi Adventure Romance Lum Invader Rumiko Takahashi Otaku, Realms

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Lum is the place where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide. Join us for a wild ride of pixelated chaos and questionable architecture!

Come on in and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by rainbow-colored creepers.

Our community is filled with players who have the building skills of a deranged architect and the humor of a potato.

If you’re looking for a server where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM), then Lum is the place for you!

Join now and see why our players keep coming back for more, even though they’ve lost all sense of reality.

Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

child-free wedding, Drama, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family fall out, Minecraft, no children rule, Server, Wedding, wedding boundaries, wedding controversy, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Potions Brewed:	55	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
New Chunks Explored:	430617	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family feuds and entitled toddlers? Look no further! Join our server for a no children rule wedding extravaganza!

We promise a black-tie event with an open bar, big band, and no tantrums allowed. Our flower girl and page boy will be accompanied by their nanny, so you can rest assured that the only chaos will be creeper explosions.

But beware, our server has been known to cause MAJOR backlash from entitled cousins and aunts who can’t handle the no child rule. One cousin even compared themselves to the groom and threatened to bring their destructive 3-year-old to the ceremony. Can you imagine the chaos?

So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience with no entitled toddlers in sight, join our server now! Just remember, no means no – even in the virtual world.

NoParentNoPartyCraft

ceremony, Contribution, decision, Destination, disagreement, extended family, family, Invitation, judgment, Lavish, Marriage, non-traditional, NoParentNoPartyCraft, parents, Pay, Petty, Principle, refusal, selfish, Support, Wedding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Votes:	7654
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft world where the only rule is to build the most outrageous, unconventional structures you can think of. Want to create a giant pink unicorn castle with rainbow bridges? Go for it! How about a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? The possibilities are endless!

Join us on this server where creativity knows no bounds and traditional wedding ceremonies are a thing of the past. Just like OP’s parents, we don’t believe in conforming to outdated norms. So leave your boring builds at the door and come join us for a wedding celebration like no other.

And don’t worry, if your parents refuse to pay for your in-game wedding, we’ve got your back. Build your dream wedding without any judgment from family members who just don’t understand your vision. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to craft the wildest creations you can imagine. See you in the game, where family drama is left at the door!

InsomniaGamer24 Minecraft SMP

awake, can’t sleep, circadian rhythm, early morning, insomnia, InsomniaGamer24, late night, Minecraft, morning person, night owl, restless, restlessness, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep schedule, sleepless nights, smp, tired

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you need to join this epic SMP server ASAP. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We’ve got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And our community is so friendly, like we all just sit around the campfire singing Kumbaya and sharing our best creeper explosion stories.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and netherite blocks. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. It’s wild, man.

So why are you still reading this? Get your butt in gear and join our server now! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something. But who’s allergic to fun? That’s just crazy talk.