Decider Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty College vs. Regular School: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Homework

academic differences, affordability, aspirations, career differences, Choices, college, community college, Crafty, creeper, Degree, education, explosions, Future, higher education, homework, job market, networking, opportunities, Perception, regular, regular college, School, Skills, social differences, Stereotypes, stigma, success

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	911	Towns Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Animals Bred:	195

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where choosing between community college and regular college is as easy as choosing between diamonds and dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who needs a regular college when you can build your future in our virtual world?

Don’t let anyone tell you that community college is a death sentence. In our server, every block you place is a step towards legendary success!

Parentless PVP Palace: Where Orphans Reign Supreme!

BETRAYAL, Brutal, confession, dark past, forgiveness, Guilt, Jealousy, long trail, love, Manipulation, murder, orphans, Palace, Parentless, psychological thriller, PvP, R-rei, Redemption, regret, Reign, remorse, Revenge, sex slave, SUPREME, Tragedy, Twisted

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Potions Brewed:	130
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our totally not messed up Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable experiences.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).

Crafty Chunky Monkeys

bulking, Caloric Intake, Calorie Counting, Calorie Dense Foods, chunky, Crafty, FITNESS, fitness goals, Gaining Weight, Healthy Eating, Healthy Weight Gain, High Calorie Foods, meal planning, monkeys, muscle building, nutrition, Summer Body Goals, weight gain, Weight Gain Challenge, Weight Gain Diet, Weight Gain Journey, Weight Gain Progress, Weight Gain Tips

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	114	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaguetteCraft: Where Portuguese and French Players Unite!

BaguetteCraft, Brazil, cultural similarities, French, Language, language comparison, language connections, language evolution, language history, language learning, language similarities, linguistic connections, linguistic similarities, meu senhor, Monsieur, mosior, northern brazil, Players, Portuguese, pronunciation, Similarities, unite, vowel sounds

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the similarities between languages are as mind-blowing as finding diamonds in a cave!

Join us and discover the hidden connections between words like Meu senhor (My sir) and Monsieur (French) – who knew language could be so WACKY?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter MYSTERIOUS creatures that speak in tongues only decipherable by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to crack the code and unlock their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our INSANE world of linguistic wonders and ABSURD discoveries – who knows what you’ll find!

Mel’s Goon Squad

arousal, artwork, Cumming, desire, FANTASY, fetish, goon, gooning, indulgence, Late, mel, Mels, Naughty, Obsession, Party, PHOTO, Pleasure, Private, Sad Mel, satisfaction, satisfaction trail, secret, squad, taboo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2733	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! 🎉 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine them! 💃

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic dance battles. And rumor has it, if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the legendary Disco Llama! 🦙✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our mind-blowing Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Normie-Free Zone: Minecraft Madness!

Backlash, big budget, consumerism, criticism, culture, Disappointment, Entertainment, games, hype, Industry, madness, Mainstream, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, MONEY, NormieFree, normies, obsessed, Overrated, Popular, Suck, trends, Zone

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big budget games all suck and normies are nowhere to be found! Why waste your time playing those mainstream games when you can join us for some truly epic adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with insane builds that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underground lairs, our players have created some truly jaw-dropping creations. And the best part? You can join in on the fun and build your own masterpiece!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most ridiculous mini-games you’ll ever play. From parkour challenges that will test your skills to PvP battles that will leave you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those boring big budget games when you can join us for some truly unforgettable Minecraft adventures? Come join us today and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Crackers: Where Even Pixels Can’t Be Oppressed

activism, civil rights, crackers, Crafty, discrimination, equality, Minority representation, minority rights, oppressed, pixels, population statistics, racial activism, racial awareness, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial inequality, racial justice, racial minorities, social justice, systemic racism, white minority, white privilege

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Emeralds Found:	4932
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns guarding our precious diamonds! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine and became the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest enchanted items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have joined our dance parties! So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Hit Me Up in Minecraft

anger, bottling up, control, coping, counseling, emotional regulation, emotions, emotions management, Hit, Hitting, impulse control, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Outburst, Release, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, Therapy, urges

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Void Armor Forged:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	2915	Love Letters Sent:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.

But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!

KanaCraft: Renai LOLculation Server

10 years, 450000 times, addiction, Anime, Daily, Dedication, Fan, internet, japanese, Kana Hanazawa, KanaCraft, LOLculation, meme, Music, Obsession, Otaku, record-breaking, Renai, Renai Circulation, Repetition, Server, viral, voice actor

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the most dedicated fans of Kana Hanazawa’s “Renai Circulation” are welcome! 🎶

Picture this: a man who listened to this iconic song 450,000 times in just 10 years has graced our server with his presence. That’s right, he’s practically a LEGEND in the making!

Join us for a chance to meet this music aficionado and maybe even challenge him to a dance-off in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation on YouTube with your epic Minecraft moves!

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the music of Kana Hanazawa guide you to victory! 🕺💃

Blocky Banter

1. Newer Socials, banter, blocky, Digital Marketing, networking 2. online community, online networking, social engagement, social media, social media advertising, social media branding 9. social media content, social media engagement, social media followers, social media growth 8. social media analytics, social media marketing, social media networking 6. social media management, social media platform 4. social interaction, social media presence 10. social media audience, social media strategy 7. social media influencer, social media tools, social media trends., social networking 3. social platform, social networking app 5. virtual community, social networking site

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2252	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, PIGS that can fly, and CHICKENS that lay golden eggs.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Legend has it that if you defeat him in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with DIAMOND armor and weapons that shoot EXPLODING sheep. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most EPIC Minecraft community in the world!