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Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

Adventure, anticipation, anxious, Beginner, Crafty, Curious, discovery, eager, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, first time, INITIATION, Journey, McCraftface, Mystery, newbie, Server, Surprise, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

activism, blocks, building, CHANGE, Community, complaining, Crafty, CREW, ENGAGEMENT, Fed, Ideology, internet, involvement, Kike, leadership, movement, nationalism, nationalist, organization, Participation, Party, Political, social change, Unity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7970	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

/dlsg/, Classic yugioh anime discussion, Craft, current events, Datamines Drive, Decklists, Dennis unlock, diamonds, Duel Links Speed General, Events, Friends, Fusioned bodies, KC Cup, Legendary Duelists, lol, lols, Mizar rerun, New Player FAQ, Official Duel Links Page, Probability Calculator, Skills, Speed duel format, Stealing the show edition, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links, Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5250	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5910
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

acceptance, arent, BETRAYAL, blocky, Cheating, Confrontation, coping strategies, CREEPERS, Deception, disbelief, emotional turmoil, Exploding, HEARTBREAK, hurt, Infidelity, love, Love Lost, moving on, Pain, realization, relationships, Secrets Revealed, shock, sibling rivalry, Triangle, trust issues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7215
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

bold, Boring, Break, Cold attitude, Craft, cringe, cute, Delinquents, Escape, Female delinquent, Gap Moe, I want to provide for her., Kinda gay, Long skirts, Male, Male delinquent, Prison, Stinks of semen, toughest

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

blocky, Choices, choose a direction, choose wisely, choose your path, Decision making, Decisions, Dilemma, Direction, left, left or right, left or right decision, left or right dilemma, left or right path, left or right question, left turn, left vs right, Make a CHOICE, Options, right, right turn, which way to go

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9802	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

blocky, CREEPERS, GOD, Good, McBlockface, oh, OH BOY, OH DEAR, OH DEAR GOD, OH GOOD GOD, OH GOSH, OH HEAVENS, OH JESUS, OH LORD, OH MAN, oh my god, OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY LORD, OH NO GOD, Oh No!, OH PLEASE, OH WOW, oh yeah, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

action, Anime, Arcade, bullet hell, chuddies, classic touhou, Colorful, Cute girls, danmaku, dreams, Fan Made, FANTASY, indie, Magical Girls, my waifu game, nostalgic, Reality, Retro, Shooter, touhou-like, video game, waifu, WaifuCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1071
Dimension Hops:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Back in Block City

After all, back, BLOCK, can’t do, city, depression, detached, fucked up, hey, long trail, Loser, NAP, Sorry., tags, Wake Up

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	262
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4369	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

Captivating, chilling, Craft, Dark, emotional, FANTASY, Gripping, Horror, INTENSE, Kaii, Kaiis, Kingdom, Kooky, Manga, mind-bending, Mystery, Otome, real, Shocking.., Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Thrilling, unexpected

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!