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GermanCraft Minecraft Server

aerial drones, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense technology, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GermanCraft, germany, international relations, IRIS-T, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, surface drones, Ukraine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

lol u know what else germany is sending? a freaking EPIC minecraft server for ukraine! like, they’re not messing around with just any old aid package, they’re like “yo ukraine, here’s some IRIS-T missiles and also a bunch of drones, oh and btw here’s the sickest minecraft server u ever seen.”

join our server and u can build ur own IRIS-T missile launcher in minecraft, and then use it to blow up ur friends’ bases. plus, we have aerial drones flying around the map dropping loot for u to collect. it’s like a real-life war zone but in minecraft.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where germany’s military aid package is just the beginning of the insanity u will experience. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by an IRIS-T missile, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle

biden, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage deal, hostage situation, hustle, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Netanyahus, Politics, SECURITY, united states, world news

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.

oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

Doors, doors 2, doors floor 2, doors roblox, floor 2, funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew live now, krew plays, krew roblox doors, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox door, roblox doors, roblox doors 100, roblox doors 2, roblox doors floor 2, roblox doors funneh, roblox doors funny, roblox doors funny moments, roblox doors itsfunneh, roblox doors krew, roblox doors secret, Server, the backdoor

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

ItsFunneh is the online pseudonym of Canadian YouTuber Kat, who is known for her family-friendly gaming content on YouTube. She creates videos of herself and her siblings playing popular games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. With over 10 million subscribers, ItsFunneh has become a prominent figure in the gaming community, known for her humor and positive attitude.

CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

comparison, CraftySlavs, Cultural differences, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic composition, ethnicity, European countries, Minecraft, national identity, population demographics, race relations, racial demographics, racial makeup, racial stereotypes, regional differences, russia, Server, skin color, Slavic countries, societal perceptions, Ukraine, white population

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the crazy world of Ukraine and Russia! Join us if you want to find out if Ukraine is actually whiter than Russia (spoiler alert: it’s not, but who cares, it’s hilarious)!

We have epic PvP battles where you can fight for your favorite side – Team Ukraine or Team Russia. Will you defend the honor of borscht and pierogies or vodka and bears? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Legend has it that whoever reaches the end will be granted the power to control the weather and summon dancing babushkas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

ItsIverCraft SMP: Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, it’s over, ItsIverCraft, Shenanigans, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	3117
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	638046	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and rainbow sheep!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses. Our community is full of wacky characters, like Steve the llama who can breakdance like nobody’s business, and Gerald the Enderman who is convinced he’s a stand-up comedian.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Slurp who will follow you around and serenade you with slimey love songs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. It’s iver, baby!

ParentingPalooza Minecraft Server

abroad, age appropriate, Bonding, children, CoParenting, discipline, family, Fights, fun dad, hands-on, husband, me time, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, ParentingPalooza, quality time, Routine, Scary, school holidays, Server, Summer, UNFAIR

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you appreciate your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure you have all the hands-on experience you need to be a pro parent!

Forget about leaving all the parenting to the nanny, on our server, you’ll be the one in charge of taking care of your virtual kids. Watch out though, they might tell you that you’re being scary when you try to discipline them in an age-inappropriate way!

So come join us and show your partner that you can handle all the parenting duties like a boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about being a “fun dad” without avoiding discipline. Don’t miss out on this unique parenting experience, join now!

ForgetMeNotCraft

#Thoughtfulness, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, Empathy, Food, ForgetMeNotCraft, forgetting, Frustration, inconsiderate, Marriage, neglect, passive aggressive, relationship, Resentment, Selfishness, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being forgotten when it comes to coffee and food? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being left out again.

Our server is perfect for those who want to get back at their forgetful partners in a fun and virtual way. Build a coffee shop and only serve yourself, or create a food truck that only caters to your own cravings.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that understands the importance of always considering others. Who needs a forgetful partner when you have a whole server of players who will never leave you out? Join now and let the fun begin!

NonsenseFactsMC SMP

Accurate, authentic, BIZARRE, complete nonsense, factual, genuine, Legitimate, Mind Blowing, NonsenseFactsMC, odd, random fact, real, smp, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, UNUSUAL, valid, Verified, weird

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	223

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own government and currency? Join us and you could become the llama king or queen, ruling over your fluffy subjects with an iron hoof!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed a rebellion against the players, stealing all the diamonds they can find and hiding them in their secret chicken coop fortress. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this bizarre and hilarious world.

CraftySingles

CraftySingles, difficulty finding a partner, disadvantages of being single, emotional stability, fear of being alone, financial burden, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, lack of companionship, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, Social Connections, social stigma, societal pressure

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Farms Harvested:	843
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of being single and mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Join our server and you’ll have a whole community of players ready to be your virtual soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper companion?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, being single is actually a superpower. You’ll have the ability to summon heart-shaped blocks, shoot love arrows at other players, and even ride on a flying pig to find your perfect match. Forget about relationship drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding which enchanted armor to wear on your date night.

So why waste your time being single in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet dragon to guard your heart? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

FarRightFirewallMC

Coalition, Democracy, Diversity, election win, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightFirewallMC, Firewall, germany, Government, leadership, opposition, Politics, progressive, Protection, Scholz, SECURITY, social justice, Unity, urges

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!