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VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!

coronavirus, Covid-19, Development, Difficulties, health, Illness, incidence, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, mitigation, pandemic, Prevention, research, Risk, sanity, statistics, study, unvaccinated, vaccination, vaccine, VaxCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9430	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!

unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.

so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!

Abby’s Golden Shower Minecraft Server

ABBY, Abbys, accident, bathroom accident, bathroom emergency, bladder control, bladder issues, bladder problems, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, EMBARRASSMENT, Golden, Humiliation, LEAK.., Minecraft, Pee, Peeing, public urination, Server, shame, shower, urinary incontinence, wet pants, wetting herself

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7374	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Farms Harvested:	338
Animals Bred:	191	Dragons Tamed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never speak of Abby’s unfortunate accident. But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter here!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030

assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	266	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.

Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3304
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8443
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3518
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	4515
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

backhanded compliment, bad compliment, belittling remark, CompliMinecraft, criticism, damaging compliment, derogatory feedback, disparaging remark, disrespectful compliment, harsh criticism, hurtful compliment, hurtful words, insensitive comment, insult, mean comment, negative feedback, offensive feedback, rude comment, unflattering remark, unkind words, worst compliment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	196	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	5433	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!