Decanonize Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyMuteCraft

#newborns, babies, baby accessories, baby development, baby essentials, baby gear, baby products, baby safety, baby shower gifts, BabyMuteCraft, comfort, infant care, long tail tags, mute buttons, pacifier clips, pacifiers, parenting, self soothing, sleep aids, soothing, teething

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat fart glitter. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite?

plus, we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to some sick beats. creeper on the dance floor, anyone?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a disco ball of death, but in a totally fun way.

so come on, join us on dis wacky server and let’s make some crazy memories together. pacifiers are mute buttons for babies, but on this server, anything goes, baby!

GarlicCraft: Lowering Sugars & Cholesterol

Antioxidant, Blood sugar, cholesterol, diabetes, findings, garlic, GarlicCraft, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, heart health, Lowering, lowering cholesterol, managing blood sugar, medicinal properties, natural remedy, nutrition, Potent, Prevention, research, study, sugars, Superfood, wellness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have garlic everywhere cuz it’s super OP and reduces your blood sugar and cholesterol like magic! our players have turned into garlic monsters and roam the land, spreading health benefits wherever they go. join us and become a garlic warrior, fighting off evil sugar demons and cholesterol beasts. plus, we have a secret garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic armor and weapons. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Genesis Survival

7/11 store, Adventure, Claims, Community, concerns, cracked minecraft, Crates, determination, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Farewell, fear, Genesis Survival, Heartwarming, Jobs, joy, LAN servers, mcpe, Minecraft, multiplayer, Passion, Playershops, questions, Staff, Survival, Youtube tutorials

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	1346	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Animals Bred:	192

“Ever since the year 2013, I have been playing countless versions of Minecraft. From the Demo version, MCPE, and even the Cracked version of Minecraft. It’s always been an exciting adventure for me in every version that I played it on. I finally bought an account in 2015 at a nearby 7/11 store. I’ve had countless LAN servers and countless worlds built. After hours upon hours of youtube tutorials on how to create a Minecraft server, I finally made it. My biggest goal is for Genesis Survival to give the at least one person the feeling I had when I was 13. That feeling of passion, excitement, fear, joy, and determination, and that heartwarming feeling that for once, “I’m not alone anymore.” I genuinely wish that you reader have an awesome time on the server. Let me or my staff know if you have any questions or concerns. Farewell and good luck on your Adventures in life and in Minecraft!”

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Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server

1800’s, chance, Chinaman’s chance, Chinamans, Chinese immigrants, Chinese person, court testimony, derogatory, derogatory phrase, discrimination, higher taxation, historical racism, idiom, immigrant workers, low wages, Minecraft, no chance, racial discrimination, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U

#jeetware, apps, aurora, Aurora software, Aurora store, AuroraWare, digital marketplace, digital store, ecommerce, JeetCraft, jeetware btw, jeetware platform, jeetware store, Minecraft, mobile apps, online shopping, online store, Server, shopping platform, software, software store, Store, tech store, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1756	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because Aurora Store is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to help you out. Need some diamonds? Just ask in the chat and you’ll have a stack in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jeetware, a mystical being who roams the land in search of players to bestow with epic loot and powerful weapons. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Jeetware in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Aurora Store and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – they’re not as friendly as our players!

MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomSaysNoSisDoes, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ores Mined:	9886	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

MomDontTouchMyDoll

american girl doll, Birthday Party, childhood toy, clothes, dolls, expensive, family dynamics, Glasses, ipad, mom, MomDontTouchMyDoll, perfect condition, research, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, Toys, unreasonable

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	524529	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	2140

Do you know what sound is even better than your favorite sound in the world? The sound of creeper explosions on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of running for your life as your carefully built house gets blown to smithereens by those sneaky green buggers. But don’t worry, we have respawn points conveniently located right next to the chaos for your convenience.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	88	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano? Well, this server is so crazy, nine million people have already fled from it because it’s just too wild for them to handle. And get this, up to 150,000 players have died in epic battles and crazy adventures. It’s like the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs. No one is talking about it because they’re too busy trying to survive and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So, if you’re ready to join the madness and show off your building skills while dodging crazy mobs and lava pits, then this server is the place for you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PlasticSmellCraft

air pollution, burning plastic, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, environmental impact, harmful chemicals, plastic burning, plastic contamination, plastic disposal, plastic pollution, plastic products, plastic recycling, plastic recycling plant, plastic recycling process, plastic smell, plastic waste, PlasticSmellCraft, pollution control, recycling, toxic fumes, waste management

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	4634	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!