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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2523 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.
