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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2088 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Votes: | 7239 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!
