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/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss! -
Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.
Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!
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KittyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating tricky situations like deciding whether to give a kitten to a racist KKK supporter. Our community is full of surprises and questionable decisions, so you’ll never be bored!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. You never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. So come on and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!
Disclaimer: No actual kittens or racist KKK supporters were harmed in the making of this server description. Join at your own risk!
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DryWeddingEscape
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have a wild time? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate party experience!Imagine a world where weddings are held in Minecraft mansions and the bride and groom are throwing a crazy after party. But wait, there’s a twist – it’s a dry wedding! No alcohol allowed, but that won’t stop you from having a blast.
Leave the boring wedding behind and join our server for some virtual drinks and non-stop fun. The bride may call you an asshole for leaving, but hey, you’re just trying to have a good time, right?
So come on, join our server and show the bride that you can party like a pro in Minecraft! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one filled with drama and excitement? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone talking for days!
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Crafty Dads Minecraft Server
Are you tired of worrying about your daughter’s safety in the real world? Well, worry no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards to protect her at all times! From creepers to zombies, nothing stands a chance against our elite protection squad.Join our server now and rest easy knowing that your daughter is safe from harm, all while she builds epic structures and battles fierce mobs. Plus, our virtual therapists are always on standby to help you cope with the stress of being a Minecraft parent. So why wait? Join today and let your daughter’s virtual adventures begin!
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CraftyPatriotz
Are you ready to show your patriotism in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server and prove your loyalty to your country by battling it out in intense PvP matches against players from around the world!Imagine this: You’re in the middle of a heated battle, fighting for the honor of your nation, when suddenly a wild creeper appears and starts wreaking havoc. Will you stand your ground and protect your homeland, or will you run away like a scared little sheep? The choice is yours, but remember, only the bravest and most patriotic players will emerge victorious!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in thrilling mini-games like Capture the Flag, where you’ll have to outsmart your opponents and secure the flag for your country. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not try your luck in our hardcore survival mode, where every decision could mean life or death for your character?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show the world that you’re willing to die for your country – or at least respawn a few times for it!
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EcoCraft: China’s Gas Gaffe
so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes.but wait, there’s more! our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate dimension where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and eat all the diamond cake you want.
plus, our community is lit af. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and robots from the future. trust me, u won’t find a more wacky and fun group of peeps anywhere else.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s gonna be lit.
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CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own front-end profiles for ur passenger vehicles and test dem out on pedestrians in epic motor vehicle crashes!we got crazy physics where u can see how ur design affects pedestrian injury severity! will ur vehicle protect dem or send dem flying into the stratosphere?
join now for a wild ride and see if u can create the ultimate pedestrian-friendly vehicle or the ultimate pedestrian-launching machine! let the chaos begin!
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WavesPlits – BEST PVP PLITs Minecraft server
The owner of the server «WavesPlits – THE BEST PVP PLATES» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.5.42.87.198:34653