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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2951 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
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So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.
