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CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	955	Villages Defended:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	2312	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Farms Harvested:	579	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	881274	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	8647
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	665	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	107	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.