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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4473 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 167 |
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oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.