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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7673 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.