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FridaysWithNoHubbyTV

aita, BEDROOM, Contention, Friday Nights, FridaysWithNoHubbyTV, hard work, husband, Laundry, relationship, relegated to the basement, rupaul’s drag race, small house, social media, spoilers, Storage, taking over the living room, tv show, unfinished basement, unreasonable, working out

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	245	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of being banished to the basement just to watch your favorite show while your husband sulks upstairs? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and build your own fabulous drag race runway, complete with glitter, glam, and all the drama you can handle.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also create your own workout area to get those muscles pumping, a laundry room to keep your clothes clean, and endless storage space for all your Minecraft treasures. And if your husband dares to complain, just build him a cozy bedroom where he can sulk in peace while you slay the runway.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner drag queen shine! Who knows, maybe RuPaul himself will make a guest appearance and crown you the ultimate Minecraft queen. It’s time to sashay away from the drama and into a world of creativity and fun.

MediaVanished Minecraft SMP

alternative activities, Communication, connectivity, digital age, digital dependency., Digital Detox, Disappearance, information sharing, internet, MediaVanished, Minecraft, networking, offline interactions, online presence, Overnight, real life connections, smp, Social Impact, Social Interaction, social media, societal changes, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

OMG guys, if all social media just poofed outta existence, I would totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine a world where you can’t scroll through Insta or TikTok, but you can build a giant chicken farm with your friends in Minecraft! And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So like, forget about Snapchat and Twitter, come join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! #MinecraftSMP4Life 🐔🎉💎🍪

MorallyCrafted

changing beliefs, cultural shift, ethical dilemmas, Ethical principles, Ethics, moral ambiguity, moral compass, moral decay, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral relativism, moral standards., Moral values, morality, MorallyCrafted, societal evolution, societal norms, society, VALUES

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest philosophical questions while playing Minecraft? Then come join our server where we throw all moral dilemmas out the window and just focus on having a good time!

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the confines of society’s moral constraints and just let loose. Want to steal your friend’s diamonds? Go for it! Want to prank your fellow players with elaborate traps? We encourage it!

Join us and be part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Who needs a clear understanding of good and bad when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Mite Evolution: The Meselson Effect

Chromosome copies, effect, Evolution, Long-term persistence, Meselson, Meselson effect, millions of years, Mite, mites, Oribatid mites, sex

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ores Mined:	1065	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got mites that have survived for millions of years WITHOUT SEX. like, what even?? these mites be evolving like crazy, with their two chromosome copies doing some freaky independent evolution shiz. it’s like the mites are on some next level stuff, thanks to the ‘Meselson effect’.

if you wanna see some insane evolution in action, come join us on the server. who needs sex when you got mites defying all odds and surviving for millions of years? it’s like a soap opera, but with mites. trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and witness the mite evolution extravaganza!

Solarion SMP

armor stands, Casino, Community, Discord, Economy, Event, games, Grief Protection, Mature, Nether, player heads, Plots, Portal, Redstone, shopping, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, voice chat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

About Season 5
Season 5 started at midnight 1/10/25. We had 45 players for launch, ranging from 25-40 players currently. This season has a naturally formed a couple of factions, but we have a lot of solo-basers as well. Lively voice chats, people always chatting, active community. We have a diamond economy/player-ran/plot-based shopping district and a games district nearby. If you’re into cool redstone games or casinos, come check out our gaming district, where players can add whatever games they want! We have a community center with mailboxes and a starter area upstairs, and an Event sign-up area! Join us for our newest event, build battle for our nether portal at shopping district!
18+ Community
Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or a newcomer looking for a multiplayer adventure, we welcome you to join our community! Server is hosted from AZ, US but we have players from all around the globe!
Datapacks

🌼 Join Us! 🌼

To request to join our server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules & put effort into your application so we can get to know you better! In the event that your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

https://discord.gg/solarion

ShallowCraft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Authenticity, depth of character, emotional depth, facade, false-self, identity crisis, inner turmoil, Insecurity, introspection, lack of authenticity, Land, performative, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Shallow, ShallowCraft, Superficiality, true self

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mines Excavated:	3037
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the existential crisis of your shallow and performative life!

Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!

Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!

Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Neighborly Crafters 1.21.4

1.21.4, Crafters, list, long tail, Manga, Neighborly, starts.., tags, Title, tonari

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like when the manga title starts with ‘tonari…’ – you know it’s gonna be epic and full of surprises!

Dude, on this server, you’ll be living next to some crazy builds that will blow your mind! It’s like stepping into a whole new world of creativity and madness.

And let me tell you, the community here is lit AF! You’ll be making friends left and right, bonding over your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ‘tonari…’ magic for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Block World Odyssey 1.21.4

#venting, 1.21.4, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, b.., BLOCK, cyberbullying, Digital culture, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, imageboard, internet, memes, Negativity, odyssey, Online Community, online interaction, social media, SUCKS, Today, toxic behavior, trolling, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	433	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Yo, forget about /b/, come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the most daring players can find.

Our staff members are all trained in the ancient art of meme magic, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

Plus, our custom mini-games will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about whatever nonsense is happening on /b/ right now.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some chaos together!

StrangeSMPObservations

Abnormal, anomaly, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Curious, excepțional, eXtraordinary, Observation, ODDITY, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, Phenomenon, quirky, rare, strange, StrangeSMPObservations, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	861371	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Farms Harvested:	979
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a crazy circus of chaos and fun! Like, one time I saw a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies. Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they only play dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveSleepers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action happens – in the bedroom! That’s right, on our server, colleagues are constantly sleeping together in the most scandalous ways possible. From secret rendezvous in the mines to steamy encounters in the Nether, you never know what kind of workplace romance you’ll stumble upon next. So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to mix business with pleasure, come join us and see where the night takes you!