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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9428 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 5529 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 283 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we had a kid who thought he was Usain Bolt! That’s right, he was sprinting around the server like his life depended on it, dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Join us and see if you can outrun him in a hilarious game of tag!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless chickens ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show. That’s right, we dress up the Ender Dragon in the most ridiculous outfits imaginable and strut our stuff down the runway. Who will win the coveted title of Best Dressed Dragon? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!
