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MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6488	Enchantments Applied:	295
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

chicken, drenched in air, futari boshi, hunt, iya iya iya, Last, nai nai, nuggets, ocean wave, Party, pop stars, PvP, Server, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, Wah, Warcraft, WARFARE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2220
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Votes:	152	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

16th century, AC series, Action-Adventure, assassin’s creed hexe, assassin’s creed red, assassins creed, Crackheads, Crafty, employees, game design, game development, gaming industry, generation, germany, historical fiction, Japan, Montreal, québec, Studio, ubisoft, Ubisoft Montreal, ubisoft quebec, video games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Towns Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mines Excavated:	1397
Alien Abductions:	0	Star Shards Collected:	88
Players Killed by Monsters:	6051	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

1. Songlight, 10. acoustic, 11. singer-songwriter, 12. heartfelt, 13. soulful, 14. beautiful, 15. meaningful, 16. deep, 17. introspective, 18. poetic, 19. storytelling, 2. music, 20. folk., 3. lyrics, 4. melody, 5. harmony, 6. love song, 7. romantic, 8. emotional, 9. ballad, beats, blocky, Server, Songlight

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!

2030 Minecraft Madness: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars & Steve is President

2030, cars, cold food, CREEPERS, cultural shifts, Delivery, digital payment, DRIVE, economic disparity, fast food, fast food industry, fast food prices, flying, Future, Globalization, immigrant workers, inflation, International, long wait times, madness, Minecraft, president, societal changes, steve, Technology, tipping culture, virtual ordering

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1013	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Votes:	4080

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! Imagine a world where the price of a Big Mac meal is determined by rush hour traffic, where you have to order through a zoom call with someone in Bangladesh, and where your only tip options are 75%, 100%, or 125%! But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and experience the thrill of waiting 45 minutes for your cold burger and fries, only to have them thrown at you by a Kenyan immigrant! It’s like living in a dystopian future, but with blocks and creepers!

So why wait? Join us now and see what other crazy adventures await you on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie apocalypse or a herd of flying pigs! The possibilities are endless, just like the chaos on our server! 🤪🍔🍟🤖🐷 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Poutine Paradise: Canadian Craze Crafters

Canadian, Community Events, country living, Crafters, CRAZE, cultural experiences, economic opportunities, educational system, environmental conservation, family gatherings, healthcare system, Historical landmarks, language diversity, local cuisine, multicultural society, national pride, outdoor activities, Paradise, pixelated, Political Climate, poutine, scenic landscapes, Social Connections, Traditions, transportation infrastructure, work-life balance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring old country where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So say goodbye to your boring country life and hello to a world of endless fun and laughter. Join our server today and let the craziness begin!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide

#youtube, collide, CREEPERS, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, Luxiem, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	3874
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a chance to team up with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like they’re your new pixelated BFFs.

Ever wanted to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin or build a castle with Rosemi Lovelock? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is so lit, it’s like LazuLight is shining down on you from above.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out, and Noctyx is where the night owls roam free. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT – they’re like the Avengers, but with pickaxes and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, pickaxe, and a sense of humor, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re like the creepers of the internet world. Join us now and let the madness begin!