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BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Votes:	6511
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3924
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Ores Mined:	4305	Potions Brewed:	168
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PsychoPotCraft

cannabinoid research, Cannabis, cannabis research, Cannabis use, drug use, experimental studies, Marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health effects, mental illness, psychoactive drugs, PsychoPotCraft, Psychosis, psychosis risk, psychotic symptoms, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Tetrahydrocannabinol, Thc

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Emeralds Found:	871	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server, cuz we got da craziest shizz goin on! like, did u know dat cannabis use can make u see psychotic symptoms? well, on dis server, we got so much weed growin in da virtual fields dat u gonna be seein all kinds of crazy stuff! from creepers smokin joints to skeletons dancin to reggae music, dis server is da trippiest place to be! join now and get ur mind blown, literally!

StarcraftX

Animal Crossing, APEX LEGENDS, call of duty, counter strike, Destiny 2, Diablo, Dota 2, elder scrolls, fortnite, gears of war, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, league of legends, overwatch, PUBG, rainbow six siege, rocket league, Survival Games, the sims, Towny, Vanilla, Warcraft, World of Warcraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

The server description is in process, summary: – survival is really cool, what can we add to make it 100 characters, I don’t even know how many I have xD.

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EasyMT

Adventure, Businessman, Community, Company, criminal, Dutch, EasyMT, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Minetopia, multiplayer, Netherlands, ONLINE, op, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Votes:	1650	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

The best OP Minetopia in the Netherlands, do you start your own company to become the biggest businessman, do you go into the criminal world or do you work for the government, join today and play with us!

EasyMT

play.easymt.nl