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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9552 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4999 |
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!
Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo who share a passion for adventure, travel, and storytelling. With Tyler’s background in photography and Snowi’s expertise in writing, they create captivating content that inspires others to explore the world around them. Together, they document their escapades on social media and their blog, sharing their experiences and tips for experiencing the 
