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FartCraft: No Gas Zone!

anger, Apology, bodily function, Communication, compromise, crying, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, family, FartCraft, FARTING, gas, husband, lack of consideration, overreacting, partner, separate room, Shaming, Toddler, tolerance, Upset, Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of being subjected to unexpected, powerful farts in your own home? Look no further, our Minecraft server is a fart-free zone! No more worrying about surprise toots ruining your day. Join us and experience the sweet smell of freedom!

We understand the struggle of living with a fart-loving family, that’s why we offer a safe haven for those who just can’t handle the stench. Our server is a fart-free sanctuary where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of a butt bomb detonating in your face.

Don’t let disrespectful farts ruin your gaming experience, join our server and say goodbye to gas-induced tears. We promise, no farts allowed – unless they’re virtual! So come on over and let’s build a world free from fart-filled nightmares.

FlexinUnknowingly – Minecraft SMP

Discreet gifts, FlexinUnknowingly, hidden talents, Minecraft, Modest wins, Overlooked assets., Quiet successes, Rare experiences, Secret abilities, smp, Subtle accomplishments, unacknowledged advantages, Unappreciated qualities, Unassuming talents, Uncelebrated achievements, Uncommon skills, Underrated achievements, Understated capabilities, Unique possessions, Unnoticed privileges, Unrecognized strengths, Unrecognized talents, Unseen accomplishments

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex harder than a slime in a slime chunk! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more netherite than a piglin on a shopping spree. But that’s not all, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got banned for griefing (RIP). So if you want to join a server where the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business and the villagers trade emeralds for stacks of diamonds, then come on down and show off your flex!

BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, Appearance, beauty standards, body contouring, body image, body modification, BootyCraft, Butt implants, buttocks, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, Fine, firmness, Implants, muscle tone, physical changes, plastic surgery, sagging, self esteem, wine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	720492	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?

So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.

PutinCraft: Energy Dependence

arrest, controversy, cooperation, Decision making, dependence, Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, energy dependence, foreign policy, Government, international relations, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinCraft, refusal, Resources, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, world news

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2066
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3671
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

So, like, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin playin’ with us, man! He’s like, buildin’ a secret base and stuff, and we’re all tryna find it and steal his diamonds, ya know? Plus, like, Mongolia is all up in here, protectin’ Putin and stuff cuz they need his energy or somethin’. It’s like a crazy spy thriller, but in Minecraft, bro! So come join us and be part of the epic adventure, man!

Celeb Baby Name Madness

Actors, Actresses, baby, celeb, Celebrities, child naming, children, Creative, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, Guidelines, Hollywood, madness, MEMBERSHIP, Naming, naming conventions, naming restrictions, regulations, rules, SAG, unique names, weird names

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	1497	Players Killed by Monsters:	8310
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, like, u know how celebrities give their kids, like, super weird names? well, maybe it’s cuz the SAG, like, requires them to use a name that’s, like, not similar to any other members when they join. so, like, if u wanna, like, stand out and be unique, u should totally join our, like, EPIC Minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane mini-games that will blow ur mind! plus, u might even run into some, like, famous people’s kids with their, like, totally wacky names! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most, like, exclusive club in the Minecraft universe!

Lipid Nano Vax: H5 LOL Avian

avian, avian flu, biodistribution, H5 avian influenza, immune response, Immunogenicity, influenza prevention, Lipid, lipid nanoparticle, lol, mRNA technology, Nano, nanoparticle delivery, npj Vaccines, self-amplifying mRNA vaccines, vaccine administration, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, vaccine efficacy, vaccine formulation, vaccine production, vaccine research, Vax, viral infections

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well do we have the server for u! it’s like a party in ur computer and everyone’s invited!

join our server for a chance to fight off mutant chickens infected with the H5 avian influenza! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our self-amplifying mRNA vaccines in the form of lipid nanoparticles.

come for the crazy battles, stay for the wild biodistribution of vaccines throughout the server. who knew saving the world could be so fun and educational at the same time?

so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some mutant chicken butt together!

What is the IP for steak Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, steak

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	7038	Gods Slained:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Steak is a high-quality, flavorful cut of meat that comes from beef animals. It is typically grilled, pan-seared, or broiled to achieve a crispy, caramelized exterior while maintaining a juicy and tender interior. Steak is a popular choice for many meat lovers due to its rich taste and versatility in cooking methods and seasonings. It is often associated with fine dining and special occasions but can also be enjoyed as a casual meal.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up messes is just part of the game!

application, BalancedRules, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FantasyNations, Game, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Messes, Moderators, newplayers, Newworld, part, PlayerEvents, Plugins, qualityoflife, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, smp, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Villages Defended:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	158

Janitors Closet SMP – Overview

Server Type	Lore and Roleplay
Version	1.21
Plugins	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs
Community	Tightly knit with balanced rules and moderators

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Janitors Closet SMP, you need to fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.

2. What can I expect on the server?

You can expect to create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, wars, special player-made events, and more. The server also offers quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.

3. Is there a Discord server for Janitors Closet SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

Crafty Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ascended, BETRAYAL, Character development, Comic, Crafty, Drama, family dynamics, FANTASY, long lost siblings, loyalty, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, power struggle, Redemption, romance, ruby, Secrets, Server, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7308
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ruby has ascended to bring you the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server and witness the legendary Ruby, a player so skilled and powerful that she has literally ascended to a higher plane of existence. Rumor has it she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes. And guess what? She’s looking for new recruits to join her on her epic adventures!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find diamond ore that spawns in the shape of unicorns, creepers that explode into confetti, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move. And did we mention the talking cows that give out free diamonds? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even ascend like Ruby and become a legend yourself!

Daily School Rumble Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aliens, Anime, Chaos, comedy, Daily, Daily School Rumble, episode 1, Friends, funny, high school, humor, Manga, Minecraft, outer space, Plan1 from Outer Space, Rumble, School, school life, series, Shenanigans, smp, Students

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7715	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	283
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	709780

Are you tired of boring old Earth servers? Well, look no further than Plan1 from Outer Space! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret warp gate that takes you to a whole new galaxy filled with diamonds and emeralds galore! Not to mention, our resident alien villagers are always throwing the wildest parties in their UFO houses. So come join us on Plan1 from Outer Space, where the sky’s the limit…literally!