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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4158 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3754 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?
So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?
So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains
