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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2015 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 152 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!