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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3276 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?
So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!