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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9189 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 |
join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by zombie lifeguards while trying to build the coolest sandcastle ever.
we’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake.
plus, if you manage to survive a whole day without getting eaten by a zombie lifeguard, you’ll win a magical unicorn that poops rainbows.
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