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AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3330	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	6282
Villages Defended:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	354	Buildings Constructed:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4993	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	621
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	6163
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.