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Crafty McCraftface: Where Mobile Gaming Isn’t the Worst
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper’s Delight”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)! -
ZombieCraft: Where Dead Space meets Minecraft! #RIPDeadSpace #ZombieNation #MinecraftMadness
Are you tired of fighting creepy aliens in dark, spooky spaceship corridors? Come join our Minecraft server where you can battle adorable blocky zombies and skeletons in bright, colorful worlds!Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.
Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!
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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens breakdancing! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away! And rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is the best DJ in town!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride full of laughs, surprises, and unforgettable moments! Remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves COOOOOOM>>>/gif/27500214!
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BlockBillion Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like winning a billion dollar lottery!Join us and you’ll be transported into a world where you can make your wildest dreams come true. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? You got it. Want to create a movie sequel where you’re the hero who saves the world with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? We’ve got you covered.
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a billion dollars when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips?
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EmotionlessCraft
Are you tired of feeling emotions like a regular human? Do you wish you could just delete one and be done with it? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the power to permanently delete any emotion you choose!Join us and say goodbye to pesky feelings like sadness, anger, or even boredom. Imagine a world where you can mine and build without a care in the world, because you’ll never have to worry about feeling anything ever again.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you rid yourself of emotions, but you can also participate in epic battles against giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even befriend a talking block of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where emotions are a thing of the past, and insanity is the new normal.
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OkiWawaSexCrimesCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a roller coaster! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak!our server is so lit that even the US envoy to Japan is expressing regret over not joining sooner. we have military personnel in Okinawa building epic bases and battling it out in intense PvP matches.
if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players, then come on down to our server and join the fun! you won’t regret it, just like the US envoy regretting missing out on all the action!
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1stNot1stUser
hEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A DIAMOND SWORD THAT CAN SHOOT LASER BEAMS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A PACK OF WEREWOLVES SPAWNS AND U CAN TEAM UP WITH THEM TO RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES. IT’S WILD, MAN.
SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE ALL THIS INSANITY AND MORE, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! AND REMEMBER, THE USERNAME ENDING IN “1” IS THE TRUE LEGEND AROUND HERE.
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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of constantly falling and hitting your head in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and fall off cliffs, jump into walls, and climb on top of the tallest structures without any consequences!Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!
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VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate” world.Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models that will make your wildest dreams come true. And don’t worry, our furry thread is just down the block for all you animal lovers out there.
Need some guidance on avatars? Check out our handy guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or download OpenVR Advanced Settings for some next-level play.
But that’s not all! We’ve got VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations, Wholesome SPS configurator to set up SPS sockets automatically, and Custom PCS and LMS for some hilarious noises during play.
Want to express yourself with facial expressions based on your hand positions? ComboGestureExpressions has got you covered. And if you’re into Coom over IP devices, check out OSCGoesBrrr for all your connecting needs.
Feeling NSFW? NSFWGogoLoco is perfect for those three-pointers, and Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 will keep your shaders up to date.
And let’s not forget about the Physbones tutorial for some jiggling titties and floppy cocks. Plus, we’ve got a male/boy model list and a tier list to keep you in the loop.
Join us for our upcoming event, Speed Mating on August 24th, where you can meet your virtual match!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, what happens in virtual reality, stays in virtual reality.