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Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!

Trump Makes Car Loans Fully Deductible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	615

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw parties instead of exploding.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!

QuoteCraft SMP: “Block by block, we build our dreams”

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for some seriously wacky adventures! Join us if you want to discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!

CraftyCashCo

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Have you ever punched a tree and suddenly found a diamond block? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Our server is so lucky, even the creepers drop emeralds instead of exploding. Join us and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Who needs a job when you can just dig up gold blocks in our server’s mines? Come join us and start living the high life in Minecraft City, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers drive around in minecarts made of pure emerald. Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in the craziest Minecraft server around!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the italian PM is all up in arms about stuff happening in lebanon? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the craziness as we summon ambassadors and deal with international incidents while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride like no other!

DragonToothDefenseMC

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	8625	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	98	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4413
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!