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RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime culture, childhood friend, comedy, Crush, Drama, harem, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, Ship, sister, sitcoms, slice of life, triangle-romance, trope

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

booru, censored, conditioned goons, desuarchive, hgoon, hoe scarers, hypersexual, Making out with your screen edition, Minecraft, NoPussyGang, pfg, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, self-made faggots, smp, Trash, weeby eternal virgins

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, denial, invasion of privacy, location sharing, LocationShare, long distance, Minecraft, new relationship, Peace of mind, personal space, Principle, privacy, relationship, Safety, Server, Tracking, tracking device, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2651	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	6328	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Votes:	9094
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	97	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

SurvivalOnline

Anarchy, Eula, Gaming, microsoft, Minecraft, mojang studios, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Our server hosts the Minecraft survival gamemode as provided by Mojang Studios, an open ended sandbox.

You must follow the Mojang and Microsoft EULA that you have agreed to when creating your account.

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