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DeadCatBounceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3544	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while being chased by a herd of angry llamas or mining for diamonds while dodging a horde of zombie villagers wearing top hats. Trust us, this server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos that ensues on a daily basis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6256	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Star Shards Collected:	154	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Towns Built:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3575
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3667
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ores Mined:	7924
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Items Found:	1685
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	123311

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Magic Items Found:	5349	Star Shards Collected:	292
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!