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Jumping Jacks and Picrel’s High-Flying Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, American decline, american history, American imperialism, Angloid defeat, Angloid surrender, cultural shift, de-fanging, DuGaulle, French resistance, geopolitical change, global politics, global power, Highflying, historical perspective, imperialism decline, JACKS, Jumping, meme country, Minecraft, national identity, picrels, Server, US dominance, US influence, world power

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crops Grown:	2683	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mines Excavated:	2463	Votes:	8256

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the downfall of empires and the rise of memes? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic transformation of a once powerful empire into a glorified puppy of the US.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Angloid memes and discover why they took it on the chin so well. Who needs world domination when you can dominate the meme game instead?

Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to Angloid resilience and meme mastery. Don’t miss out on the laughs and the chaos, join us today!

Where Is She From? IDGI Minecraft SMP

birthplace, confusion, discovery, Enigma, geography, home country, Hometown, idgi, inb4 muh basement, location, Lost, Minecraft, Mystery, Origins, origins unknown, puzzled, Residence, SEARCHING, smp, source, where is she from, whereabouts

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. Rumor has it that there’s a secret black market where you can buy enchanted pickaxes that can mine bedrock (shh, don’t tell the admins).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players with incredible skills, like the guy who built a fully functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And let’s not forget about the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen into the shopping district – good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

MineCraftMania: NoMoreParentDuty

babysitter, Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, caregiving, chemo treatment, Disabled Sibling, enabling behavior, family dynamics, guilt tripping, long-term caregiving, Maid, mental health, MinecraftMania, NoMoreParentDuty, personal boundaries, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, self-care, sibling care, work-life balance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crops Grown:	8818
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Potions Brewed:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like this insane story! Join us and escape the chaos of family obligations and guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to change diapers or clean up after anyone (except maybe some virtual creepers). You can focus on building your dream world without any interruptions from demanding family members.

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time and energy to create epic builds and explore endless possibilities. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf.

Join us now and leave all the drama behind. Because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be expecting is a creeper explosion, not a guilt trip from your mom. Let’s build and mine our way to a drama-free paradise together!

MineTunez

all-time favorite, best song, favorite album, favorite artist, favorite beat, favorite genre, favorite hit, favorite instrumental, favorite jam, favorite lyrics, favorite melody, favorite music, favorite playlist, favorite rhythm, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tune, favorite vocalist, MineTunez, Music, TOP SONG

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while listening to the same old boring songs on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and jam out to your favorite song ever while building the craziest creations imaginable.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the pixelated landscape, riding a llama named Larry, with your favorite song blasting in the background. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden disco cave filled with dancing creepers and party-loving villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DJ Enderdragon, who spins the sickest beats every Saturday night at the virtual club “Block Party.” Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of zombies breakdancing to dubstep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the music-filled madness begin!

Fire Carbon Sink Fun

carbon, carbon budget, carbon budget depletion, carbon budget reduction, carbon emissions, carbon reduction, carbon sink depletion, carbon sink effectiveness, carbon storage impact, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, Fire, Fun, global carbon storage, global warming, greenhouse gases, Gt CO2, land carbon sinks, pre-industrial levels, SINK, temperature increase

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how fire is, like, totally messing up all the carbon stuff on earth, right? well, on this server, we got FIRE that actually helps the environment! like, it’s so crazy, but it’s true! when u join, u get to play with fire that, like, sucks up all the bad carbon and makes the world a better place! it’s like magic, but in Minecraft! so, like, come join us and be a carbon-saving hero! plus, we have, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff, so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join? it’s gonna be, like, the best time ever, trust me!

Torrent Networking: Where stealing lives and factions float in the sky!

anti-grief, Community, Crates, Custom Armor, Economy, Events, Factions, Float, Gem economy, king of the hill, legendary items, lives, Lore, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, networking, Other, Portals, Quests, Raid, SKY, Skyblock, Skyfactions, stealing, Survival, torrent

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to the Torrent Network!
IP: torrentsmp.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/torrent

Overview:

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:
- The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
- Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
- Quests with custom storylines and lore
- Fully integrated economy system
- Welcoming community
- Custom armor and tools
- Anti-grief
SkyFactions (Launches This Month!):
- Skyblock with some twists
- The ability to raid other islands
- Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
- Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
Lifesteal:
- More quests with an expansion of the storyline
- Epic PvP
- Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
- Crates
- Movecraft
- King of the Hill
- Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
- Ranks, both free and paid
- Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
- Griefing and stealing allowed!

FAQ:

Q: What versions of Minecraft are supported on the Torrent Network?

A: We support Java and Bedrock versions, covering all major versions!

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Torrent Network?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp

Q: Are there any unique features on the survival server?

A: Yes, the survival server offers a real survival experience with unique features such as Movecraft, custom quests, and an integrated economy system.

Q: What can I expect from the upcoming SkyFactions server?

A: The SkyFactions server will offer a Skyblock experience with added twists, the ability to raid other islands, faction gameplay, and a gem economy with custom items and lore.

Q: What sets the Lifesteal server apart from other servers?

A: The Lifesteal server features more quests, epic PvP battles, custom armor and tools, crates, Movecraft, King of the Hill events, multiple currencies, ranks, and a unique world generation with griefing and stealing allowed.

Diddy’s Great Escape Minecraft Server

Abuse Allegations, Accountability, arrest, celebrity involvement, charges, cover up, Diddy, Diddys, drug rapes, Escape, Exploitation, Great, Hollywood, investigation, Justice, Lawsuits, medical records, METOO, Minecraft, predator, scandal, Server, sex tapes, underage sex, Victim

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4260	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a tabloid magazine? Look no further! Our server has had over 3,000 people calling in to make wild allegations – from witnessing abuse to confirming sex tapes and drug rapes. We’ve even got numerous celebs directly involved, because who doesn’t love a good scandal? Join now and see if you can uncover the next big scandal – are you a victim? Share your picrel and let’s get to the bottom of this juicy drama!

Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP

calls herself, deep attachment, DIRTY, dirty slut, emotional connection, exclusive relationship, intimate partner, limited experience, loved, Minecraft, Monogamous, one guy, personal narrative, relationship dynamic, romantic involvement, self-acceptance, self-identification, self-labeling, self-perception, sexual expression, sexual history, sexual identity, slut, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

BugCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, bathroom, boris johnson, BugCraft, Bugged, covert operation, eavesdropping, Espionage, government surveillance, Israeli PM, listening device, Minecraft, Netanyahu, political conspiracy, political scandal, privacy breach, privacy invasion, secret recording, security team, Server, Surveillance, thunderbox, wiretapping

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

DinoCraterBoomCraft

asteroid, catastrophic event, cosmic collision, DinoCraterBoomCraft, Dinosaurs, discovery, earth’s history, eradication, Extinction, geology, Impact, large asteroid, mass extinction, Paleontology, planet, prehistoric creatures, scans, scientific research, scientists, underwater crater, West Africa

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got asteroids smashing into the planet all the time like it’s no big deal. forget about building houses and farming, here you gotta dodge asteroids like a pro or you’ll be extinct like the dinosaurs. we got underwater craters in West Africa that’ll make you question your existence, it’s like a real-life sci-fi movie up in here. so if you wanna experience the thrill of almost getting wiped out by a giant space rock, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

VaccineCraft: Mouse Survival Quest

Bacteria, C. difficile, deadly, Dose, EXPERIMENTAL, immune response, Infectious Disease, intestinal, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, Mice, Mouse, mRNA vaccine, PATHOGEN, Prevention, Protection, Quest, research, scientific discovery, study, Survival, vaccination, VaccineCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	8740
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.