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DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	5376

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5260	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Towns Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	5214	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Votes:	4345	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	484

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crops Grown:	6262
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?