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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 508 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 267 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
