CraftyCuckoo Minecraft Server

CraftyCuckoo, cucked, cucked in sports, cucked nation, football, Immigrants, Minecraft, Muslim, Muslim athletes, Muslim immigrants, nation, Server, sports

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	638
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of getting cucked by Muslim immigrants in real life and in sports? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where you can finally dominate without any Muslim immigrants stealing your thunder. Our server is so cuck-free, you’ll feel like a champion in no time. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to reclaim your glory and show those Muslims who’s boss! Join now and start winning like never before!

BreakfastCraft Minecraft Server

breakfast choices, breakfast struggles, BreakfastCraft, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, cooking for others, eating disorder recovery, eating issues, emotional triggers, food preferences, food sensitivity, marital conflict, meal preparation, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, passive aggressive behavior, picky eater, pressure to eat, relationship problems, Server, stress eating, understanding dietary needs

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being forced to eat fajita omelettes and ribeye steak for breakfast on a Minecraft server? Look no further, join our server where we only serve tea and fruit cups to cater to your delicate morning palette! Say goodbye to passive-aggressive cooks and hello to a stress-free dining experience. Plus, no more traumatic flashbacks to childhood mealtimes – just pure, peaceful gaming fun! Join now and let’s eat (or not eat) together in harmony!

Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

aita, Communication, compromise, futurama sleeper, headphone, headphones, Hilarity, Minecraft, relationship issues, sleep accessories, sleep disturbances, sleep mask, sleep preferences, sleep solutions, sleeping aids, sleeping arrangements, sleeping comfort, sleeping habits, sleeping problems, sleeping soundly, sleeping with headphones, white noise

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3004	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Clonepocalypse: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Clonepocalypse, Cloning, conformity, ethical implications, existential crisis, global uniformity, Human nature, identity crisis, Individuality, mass replication, Minecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, societal collapse, societal norms, Ultimate, UNIQUENESS, world domination

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world is a wacky place filled with clones of yourself! Imagine a world where everyone is just as awesome, hilarious, and stylish as you are.

Join us for epic adventures where you can team up with your clones to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and prank unsuspecting players with your identical shenanigans.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy when everyone is exactly like you. Who knows what chaos will ensue when the entire server is filled with your unique brand of mischief?

So come on in and see what it’s like to have a world full of your clones. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great hilarity!

PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma

criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal law, Dilemma, Government, incarceration, justice reform, justice system, Keir Starmer, Keirs, law enforcement, new PM, overcrowding, penal system, policy reform, prison population, prison reform, PrisonCraft, prisoners, Rehabilitation, sentencing, Social Issues, UK politics

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!

SurgicalVoodooCraft

Alternative Medicine, anatomy, ancient practices, belief systems, healing practices, Healthcare, magic rituals, medical procedures, medical tools, mystical objects, occult objects, supernatural tools, superstition, Surgeons, surgical accuracy, surgical instruments, surgical precision, SurgicalVoodooCraft, traditional healing, voodoo dolls, witchcraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Farms Harvested:	472	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ores Mined:	2488	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on giant spiders! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can craft voodoo dolls to control the mobs and make them do your bidding. Surgeons are lining up to join this server because they know voodoo dolls would be really useful for their operations. Plus, did I mention that the pigs in this server can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GlowCraft: Selectively Irrelevant

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where everything GLOWS like a rave party under UV light! you’ll be shining brighter than a disco ball in the dark, attracting all the mobs to your fabulousness.

in this server, fluorescence is not just a by-product, it’s a way of life. you’ll be the envy of all the land vertebrates as you strut your stuff in your glowing armor and weapons.

don’t worry about being undetectable, because in this world, you’ll be standing out like a neon sign in a sea of darkness.

specialized perceptual adaptations? pshh, who needs ’em when you’re glowing like a star in the night sky. join us and let your inner glow shine through in ways you never thought possible.

🌎 Infinity Isles: Where even the creepers know everyone’s pronouns

Application Process, Builder, CREEPERS, Discord, East US coast, Everyones, Fairness, Griefers, hidden gems, Infinity, Isles, Lore, material gatherer, Performance, Player builds, Player Economy, player head database, Player-run shopping district, Pronouns, Semi Vanilla, server expansion, Spleef, Stability, throwable items, weekly events, weekly fishing contests

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Infinity Isles <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/you-hear-it-you-lose-minecraft-smp/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Java
Age Requirement	18+
Location	East US coast

What Makes Us Stand Out?

Semi vanilla gameplay
Whitelisted server
Player-run projects
Weekly events and contests
No pay-to-win donation perks
Active Discord community

Join us today!

Apply in our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Q: What are the donation perks?

A: Donation perks are non-pay-to-win and include commands like /sit and /lay, as well as access to the player head database.

Q: Are griefers dealt with promptly?

A: Yes, our staff team swiftly handles griefers and rolls back any damage caused by them.

Q: Can I participate in player-run projects?

A: Yes, we actively encourage players to help develop the server’s appearance by contributing to building projects.

Kagurabachi Crafty Server

action, Adventure, Anime, battle scenes, Character development, Crafty, FANTASY, graphic novel, Japanese culture, Japanese folklore, Kagurabachi, long tail tag, Manga, manga art, manga series, Mythology, serialization, Server, SHONEN, storytelling, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a sneaky army of evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this pic would have been sex in the actual serialization.

RecoverCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Connection, emotional well being, finding friends, Friends, friendship, healing, mental health, Minecraft, RecoverCraft, Recovery, recovery goals, recovery journey, recovery process, recovery progress, recovery resources, recovery support, resilience, self-care, Server, strength, Support

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4825	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell dad jokes – yes, you heard that right!

Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and singing villagers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island that is constantly changing and evolving. One day you might be mining for diamonds, and the next you could be racing against a herd of speedy turtles in a Mario Kart-style competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s recover together, because let’s face it, where are my frens at?

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